I can not keep them in stock and will
often joke with customers that they need a doctor's note to buy them.
Now,
I often joke with new and beginning teachers that there are only two reasons why anyone would become a teacher: youre either called to teach or youre just plain crazy to teach, because who would choose to do this job (teach) if he or she wasnt called to do it?
I often joke with my husband that my waist measurement is almost the same as my shoulders.
And
I often joke with people.
«
I often joke with people, if you want to know how much I have, you can go to the Bank - Fund Credit Union and the World Bank, that is where you will see all my transactions.
I often joke with my husband that Max is perfectly fluent in Russian.
I often joke with my husband that I learn more about American history from the carriage tour drivers than I remember from my entire high school education.
Bello, a 19 - year - old who attends the University of Florida, would
often joke with Feis, who was a graduate of Florida State.
But back in New York, Cuomo has had a friendly working relationship with the GOP, and
often jokes with the Republican Senate Majority Leader Dean Skelos, once saying in jest that Skelos could head the state's Democratic Party.
My friend Adam
often jokes with me, «I really hope all this fitness stuff is worth it for you.
I often joked with my friends that I had been to the Dominican Republic almost a dozen times but had never been to the beach.
As a psychologist I have
often joked with the couples I work with that you never want to see how three things are made: laws, sausages, and healthy marriages.
Not exact matches
Young ones
often turn to it for poop
jokes or listening to music
with racy lyrics.
(
often miscalled, along
with every other figure of speech and
joke, a pun).
He was
often the object of
jokes and pranks, filling his plate
with gall and his cup
with vinegar (Psalm 69:20 - 21).
And I freely admit I sometimes use too many extraneous, space - consuming, overly - descriptive, qualifying, words or sentences written quickly and in a stream - of - conscientiousness, run - on sort of fashion
with occasional typos mostly due to fatigue of being up way too late (which also explains this post in general) after a long day of political discussion which refreshingly had little religious content though of course there is
often much overlap between the two but posting is barely a hobby but more of an occasional passtime so now i wonder if what I write could be considered abuse as I've can't really recall seeing much if any sorrt of «text filibustering» not that this is exactly filibustering more a spontaneous text performance response
joke and meant in jest to be absurdly long and useless so of course i hope you appreciate the spirit.
You know how I've shared that my husband
jokes that I'm
often consumed
with «the blog and the dog?»
Aside from the above, my husband and I
often just
joke about similarities we (or someone we know) share
with one of the main characters.
Now the two interact
with the ease of brothers, or, as they
often joke, a long - married couple.
Longtime viewers of The Daily Show will know that Stewart and his children have been following WWE closely for some time,
with Stewart
often dropping in wrestling references or
jokes about the Undertaker's WrestleMania streak.
Though he
often joked that he'd been around the Olympics since the days of Baron Pierre de Coubertin, Bud Greenspan kindled his love affair
with the Games in 1948, when, as a 21 - year - old radio sports director, he filed dispatches on the competition for WHN in New York City.
Though I also loathe the absent and uncaring owner and lickspittle board
with a passion too, it is WENGER who buys and sells and plays players, in the wrong position too, so
often and it is WENGER who refuses, flatly refuses, and for a decade past to do ANYTING about our
joke defending.
As Dawson talks about the»60s, when Marshall lost so
often that it was a national
joke, a door bangs open at the opposite end of the room, and a coach enters
with a cameraman and a sportscaster.
The Italian striker, so
often the butt of social media
jokes since his comically inept attempt to take a penalty at Euro 2016, helped Valencia inflict a major blow to Zinedine Zidane's side's title charge
with a balletic volley on the turn, as graceful as it was devastating.
The
joke is that men
often think
with the wrong head.
(When they do, they
often use «
joke speak,» camouflaging their feelings
with humor.)
People
often joke about men gaining pregnancy weight along
with the expecting women in their lives.
OK, fine, but what if your job has a private space
with a locking door that's not the bathroom where you can pump for as long as you need as
often as you need so that you can use your industrial strength breast pump which by some miracle you can afford so you can now fill up bag after bag of fresh healthy milk every three hours at work for six months straight and your supportive husband can drive to work and pick it up for you so you don't even have to store it in the gross community refrigerator so as to avoid the all - too - inevitable
jokes about whether you're going to «whip up a milkshake for everyone» or remarks such as, «Guess we'll be just fine when the coffee creamer runs out?»
When Jon and I are dealing
with a tough work situation we
often joke about the below Red Forman clip from That 70's Show («If it wasn't work they wouldn't call it work.
We also spend a lot of time hanging out
with longtime friends, who we
often joke are our second family.
People
often joke that kids should come
with an instruction manual, but they do — it's their cries and their smiles and their facial expressions.
As
with bad language, kids
often tell these
jokes without understanding them.
Mr. Walzak has
often joked about his «bromance»
with Mr. de Blasio — they took a road trip to Pittsburgh for a ballgame together — and the former press secretary is moving even deeper into the mayor's inner circle
with a promotion to senior advisor.
Cuomo, who has an
often testy relationship
with the state Capitol press corps,
joked to reporters that he offered his services to Lovett on a pro bono basis.
As the spring semester comes to an end, I
often find myself
joking with our first - year graduate students, «Welcome to grad school!»
My friends
often joke that they can't believe the hospital staff let them leave the hospital
with their newborn.
So
often when I get home from hanging out
with friends, I'll walk into my apartment and immediately start texting the people I just left, whether it's to give them another compliment, make another
joke that's a twist on the same one we've been making all evening, or just tell them what a fun time that was.
The symbolism of the baggage was well done (
often used as a running
joke) and overall this film was an interesting and humorous exploration of family relations and dealing
with grief.
Host David Steinberg interviews a trio of comedy greats about their early encounters
with show business legends: Billy Crystal talks about his memories of opening for Sammy Davis Jr., Martin Short recalls meeting Jerry Lewis, whom he has
often imitated, and Brad Garrett reveals the innocent
joke that got him exiled from opening for Frank Sinatra.
It feels like a slapdash collection of scenes rather than a balloon sent smoothly aloft,
with jokes often falling as flat as Cena's buzz cut (a running gag centers on his tough - guy character's propensity for crying, a go - to bit that ages fast).
But it's been six years since he teamed
with the Farrellys on «Dumb and Dumber» and in the intervening period, Carrey's slapstick has acquired a depth that
often keeps him beneath the
joke.
Yet his songwriting partner, the great pop balladeer Warren,
often jokes about her lengthy streak of Oscar nominations — this is her ninth —
with no wins.
And though I'm
often reticent to watch movies more than once or twice, Tully is the kind of cinematic treat — a cult classic well in the making — that you'll want to rewatch again the second it's over, not just to help piece together various narrative clues but to revisit the rib - tickling
jokes and hang out
with these characters for a little longer.
Wirkola attempts to balance his over-the-top gore
with gags, but the
jokes often fall flat.
These will always trigger a cut scene where he either offers advice or is the butt of a
joke (
often with other pokémon attacking him to various level of cartoon foolishness).
Mr. Mom is, in parts, hilarious — most
often when it's Jack coming to terms
with his self - image in a role that he feels is emasculating, rather than in scenes built upon flimsy
jokes about his ineptitude as a parent, or in the home environment.
Instead, Hall Pass is awash in weirdly grafted - on pee - pee and doo - doo
jokes,
with the gross - outs feeling phoned in from another universe and
often hurled at the screen having nothing to do
with the picture's rich central idea.»
In addition to the imaginative fantasy sequences (which impressively entail so much time and effort for so brief a
joke), the exchange of dialogue
often moves at a rapid clip and the show is slickly - edited
with a mix of long takes on a moving camera and quick cuts.
Also, the
jokes come fast and furious, many laced
with profanity (obviously),
often self - depreciating and referencing and insulting the films made by the cast («Pineapple Express,» «Superbad,» «Moneyball,» etc.).
Burnham even intentionally colors the movie
with jokes that date the movie (including dabbing, Buzzfeed quizzes, the term «gucci» among others), but it works to create a specific and true environment, along
with often being extremely funny.