There is
an old joke of sorts that defines recession as an economic period when your neighbor is out of work, and a depression as an economic period when you are out of work.
I know, you're tired of the same
old joke of Michael Cera acting as awkward as possible and somehow he gets the girl in the end.
It's like
the old joke of «how much does a 10 kg box of feathers weigh?»
It's not
the old joke of being «a little bit pregnant».
Not exact matches
The controversy stems from a number
of blog posts from Reid's
old blog «The Reid Report» that included anti-gay
jokes and comments.
When I spoke to Hannah as part
of my 2018 Big Ideas project, she referred to a famous
old saying: marketers used to
joke that they knew 50 percent
of their ads worked, they just didn't know which 50 percent.
Once I learned all about the business side
of things, the pair (who, by the way, have inside
jokes and act like
old friends), told me they were going to Google the next day to do a live Hangout video chat with the tech blog Mashable.
No
joke: A robot made
of an
old bucket, galoshes and a computer «brain» is attempting to hitchhike across Canada.
«People find a lot
of joy in rediscovering a music playlist from months ago or an
old joke with a neighbor, even though those things did not seem particularly meaningful in the moment,» Columbia's Ting Zhang said
of her research on the subject (done while she was at Harvard).
When I think about clubs, I'm always reminded
of that
old joke (originally attributed to comedian Groucho Marx) about not...
The men said that Roman always dreamt
of being a pilot and that they would sometimes
joke about how
old the planes were that he flew.
Bello, a 19 - year -
old who attends the University
of Florida, would often
joke with Feis, who was a graduate
of Florida State.
I would share an
old joke about most
of the abuse being initiated by the women (they just WILL NOT SHUT UP!)
But during all that time, the father and the
older son enjoyed conversation over everyday meals, working side - by - side in the fields, laughing at each other's
jokes, and supporting each other through the trials
of life.
Which put me in mind
of an
old joke that used to circulate in the editorial offices
of First Things.
wow what a way to make lots
of money in one night.lol People should read the true inscriptions that are thousands
of years
old which tells the truth,» the seven tablets
of creation» western christianity is a
JOKE and a bunch
of lies.
What Nye is trying to demonstrate is that in the US, if you go by the statistic in the story, nearly HALF
of Americans believe in Adam, Eve and some business about an apple and snake; and that the world is only thousands
of years
old and that dinosaurs are a cosmic
joke from God.
Remember the
old joke, half nelson, full nelson, father nelson, how true
of the catholic church priests
In the spirit
of the
old joke we play both kinds
of music here,....
The sheer comprehensiveness
of his political error recalls the
old joke about the bigot who denies any specific form
of racial or ethnic bias.
To the other... rest easy in knowing that I think being spiritual is a
joke as well; but that is because I am an Atheist so I find Religious people even more amusing I don't need fear
of an invisible angry
old man to scare me into being a good person; I do good things because I am a good person and don't need an instruction manual.
Shrubbery As the
old joke goes, for all
of us who lost our teeth, or lost our knees in the war, God will have to supply new ones just so that we'll have something to gnash and bend when that day comes.
He became a trickster and played all sorts
of jokes not only upon his playmates, but upon
older folk as well.
So it seems to me that for those
of us who call ourselves Christians, but who also have used the brain that God gave us to conclude that the planet is more than 6000 years
old and that the actions
of Noah and his family saved all the then living things — that we can retain faith in a God who would not
joke around with Abraham just to test him.
Anyone who bet the 76 - year -
old Jesuit from Argentina would become Supreme Pontiff likely won a lot
of dough, Francis
joked on Sunday.
Weather you believe or not (I open my eyes every day) so it's not hard to All will stand before the lord on the day
of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent
of old is still here today, we live in the middle
of a brood
of vipers and this website is part
of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case
of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth
of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human
joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belief?
You remind me
of the
old joke about the Catholic and the Baptist disputing which religion was the most disgusting.
The
old joke about being proud
of one's humility is really no
joke.
White, with his anachronistic
jokes (Malory himself is teased for having been «a passionate follower
of tournaments — like one
of those
old gentlemen who nowadays frequent the cricket pavilion at Lord's»), is at the same time more and less serious than any follower
of that first fantasist, Lord Dunsany, could hope to be.
He
joked about their written sermons which they attempted to read to the people and remarked, «The great mass
of our western people wanted a preacher that could mount a stump, a block, or
old log, or stand in the bed
of a wagon, and without note or manuscript, quote, expound, and apply the Word
of God to the hearts and consciences
of the people.»
It changes the type
of laughter actually in terms
of sweary
old acts in front
of stag nights doing a certain type
of joke.
Now, if this were back in the day and my blog was still called Making Love In The Kitchen, and I still got a kick out
of referring to my nut milk bag as a My Nut Sack, I might be inclined to crack a few 12 - year -
old - boy -
jokes about nut cheese.
A quiche, a strata and a tortilla met up in bar... Yep, like the
old joke, this is a bit
of a mash - up, part quiche, part strata — all with a springy, egg - y, cheesy brunch twist.
«It's in the book
of Leviticus,»
jokes Mark Kelly
of Lodge Manufacturing Co., the 116 - year -
old foundry in South Pittsburg, TN.
So fellow gunners how are we going to push fast the dismissal
of that
old sturbon
joke of a manager.
we haven't won at
old Trafford in the prem in 12 years that's absolutely shocking and yet the club is still offering this has been
joke of a manager new contracts and he's so out
of touch he actually thinks the team is one
of his strongest he's ever had and we're told we're over achieving?
Though he often
joked that he'd been around the Olympics since the days
of Baron Pierre de Coubertin, Bud Greenspan kindled his love affair with the Games in 1948, when, as a 21 - year -
old radio sports director, he filed dispatches on the competition for WHN in New York City.
guy couldnt pass the ball wright, can not shot, not just he missing chances but he miss the ball all the time, slowing the tempo, no pace no speed
old story, on one on one no way he can pass the player, dribble like my grandma... and you tell me how the guy with this attributes can be no. 1 striker and play in the best league in the world and probably one
of the best clubs in the world... as long as i am alive i would ask myself how giroud stray in arsenal and be no. 1 striker... even my little cousin make a
jokes about him, its obvious like a day... guy is laughingstock!!!
(Speaking
of Foghorn Leghorn, one
of the funniest guys I've never actually met, Rod from the awesome The Black Guy Who Tips podcast told a
joke today on Facebook about how he loved Foghorn Leghorn when he was a toddler, but realized after getting
older that he was probably a slave owner.
Walcott
joke of a 10 years, Welbeck living off his
Old Trafford goal with no improvement whatsoever.
He is the center
of everything, don't know where to exclude this
old fart
joke of a manager we have
but the atmosphere at emirates is sad like terrible u look at anfield and it hurts me because we're such poorly ran club from fans point view we're are diehards all splits all over stadium
joke we need leaders at arsenal top too bottom but this arsenal is not arsenal
of old were is our Tony Adams ray palour, we're is our pride how dear man Utd get Sanchez like how dear even ask pride is word here folks we have none as in overheads us fans are
joke like boycott next game stay away or go and stand outside stadium for full match stand together stand tall we will be heard we are arsenal we are there customers we are Gona make change but by money cause that's wat this club is money and Sanchez Utd proves it
The 25 year -
old became something
of a running
joke among fans
of both United and England, leading to Cleverley himself suggesting that his style
of football, which tends to be largely possession based, being less appreciated in the Premier League than it would be overseas, notably in Spain.
Depressed I am just sick
of it pass pass pass and no end product same
old same
old and when losing a game I don't take off ur goal scorer even for half a chance and bellerin is waste space should been mertsacker in def and kolisinic lab and ox rwb and how we miss cazorla, one free and one striker and no champions league football oh how we're trying very hard get bk in haha
joke of board ambition is sad we need atleast 2 players van diik and nzonzi would give us steel over and out need?
Once thought
of as a bit
of a
joke figure at the club, Luiz looked to have really matured last season as he became a key player for Conte, but there have been signs
of his
old habits starting to creep back.
I don't have time for
JOKES, Wenger should do himself a favor and resign at the end
of the season, he still thinks football is been played the
old fashioned way.
The 25 - year -
old then bursts out laughing, while the caption «only
joking» accompanies the entirety
of the footage.
Gabriel for all his mistakes is better than Mertesacker, Holding and Chambers.His only problems were communication and decision making.His sale was pointless.He's now left us with three inconsistent defenders in Mertesacker, Chambers and Holding.Why am I not shocked that Wenger plays Monreal over some
of these ones.The Ox loss to me is a big loss.There are players which every team's defender will find difficult to handle and Ox is one
of them.He provides us with so much cutting edge.However, I hope we buy a winger and not a wing back when he's sold.Our formation is a
joke and I'm hoping we revert back to our
old system.Those also calling for Reiss Nelson to replace him haven't learn their lessons.It'll probably be too late when it comes back to haunt us.
That
joke of a Ref, reminds me
of that
old comedian, Jasper Carrott??
Red Bull team principal Horner
joked in Melbourne that the best sounding car
of the weekend was a 12 - year -
old backmarker Minardi.