Sentences with phrase «on boner»
And I haven't even mentioned the musical number sung by Kylie Minogue, or Eva Mendes as an model in a burqa singing a lullaby to a naked dude sporting a full - on boner (after he munches on her hair).
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If your Arsenal heart isn't broke by now, you're a happy old man on boner pills.
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I honestly have a question for you to help me on regarding... well... whether or not Genesis 2:21 - 23 mentions the erect phallus... aka «a boner.»
Dean will be looking at us having to face Che next and he'll see the small difference he can make to our season, when Chelsea score Dean will stand up, arms raised above head, saying «I am the all powerful» with a boner on.
«It's hard for me to commentate on Rory in the U.S. without a massive boner because I love the kid and want him to do well,» Feherty gushed.
The book retails for $ 18.99 but you can get Street Boners: 1,764 Hipster Fashion Jokes on Amazon.com for around $ 13.
, which is bogus of accoutrement with a heel that measures about 120mm / 5 inches and a 20mm / 1 inch platform.This brace of louboutin pumps has a annular toe, signature red accoutrement sole and artlessly boner on.
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Big tits British teen riding on big boner and slammed hard from the side
At Sarah's office, her cubicle mate has pinups posted on his wall and talks about getting «aspirational half - boners.»
this movie had me laughing so hard I took a shit in my pants because my colon - hole was hurting and then because of the smell of my excriment I caused a lady next to me to throw up on some fag's popcorn - who was into the whole putrid thing - which then his vomit breath caused the guy next to him (his boyfried, I presume) to get a raging boner which then burst through his pants and sprayed the theater with a bunch of cum.
The film is not easy on her, sort of blames her for everything, which might be a boner - killer.
,» focuses on the guys» girl problems — and occasional boner problems
If you've seen the trailer you've seen almost every single «joke» that is present over the course of this movie, barring the aforementioned boner chair incident, and I guess the four or five dozen times that Johnson totally rips Efron by calling him absolutely hilarious and totally culturally relevant nicknames like «New Kids on the Block» and «* NSYNC».
As adults, they're up to all the old tricks, like camp schrecks (gags) they play on each other, kitchen raids, smoking pot, and remembering stuff that happened at camp, like a first kiss, a marathon called a Tamakwathon, and a first boner.
The buzz on Farty Boner Corpse had gone viral!
Most of the Bard's penis humor relied on now - archaic quirks of pronunciation and vowel - based trickery, as patiently explained by Atlas Obscura in a piece headlined «You're Missing Shakespeare's Best, Most Sophisticated Boner Jokes.»
But to pile on indie like that, you need to ignore the total boners pulled very often by traditional publishing.
As well as evolving puzzles based on the game's central light shot mechanic, a few mini-games are thrown into the mix too including the «Big Boner» chapter.