Sentences with phrase «on jokes like»

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That's like being sort - of dead,» TV show host John Oliver later joked on «Last Week Tonight.»

«Melania Trump with a breakfast dish of diamonds on the cover of Vanity Fair Mexico looks like joke,» wrote one user in Spanish.

After that, my date prep sheet lands in my inbox, which has the results of a quick Internet / Facebook search of Lily's imprint, info on tonight's venue (a divey - but - not - too - divey bar that's just far enough away from my apartment that it doesn't look like I'm trying to get her to come home with me), and finally some conversation fodder and jokes.

The moral of this story is, if you're going to tell others — even as an April Fool's joke — what you think the future of your industry might look like, you had better be sure that your company has a plan already in place, or the joke will be on you.

He then joked that he would like to invite the «particular English blogger» to stay at his hotel at «a reduced rate on the requested dates.»

''... I used to joke with my colleagues that Larry & Sergey go out on their yachts - tie them together, sit back on the same recliners you'll find on their jumbo jet, each on his own yacht / set of yachts, smoke cigars, and put up pictures of Googlers with little snippets like «was a GM at muti - national telecomm company, got a Harvard MBA and is now answering Orkut tickets.»

«I've made billionaires of dollars of failures at Amazon.com,» Bezos says, joking that it could be like «a root canal with no anesthesia» if he tried to dwell on them.

Tech insiders like to joke about how a startup hasn't really gone under until its founder or CEO writes about their experience on Medium.

The Bayside crew tell him that's ridiculous, and Zack jokes that Jimmy going on a date with Nicole Kidman is «like Jessie becoming a stripper,» a reference to Berkley's notorious flop, «Showgirls.»

On a final note, I'd just like to say that I just wrote over 900 words about Viagra with nary a limp dick joke or stupid headline pun.

«It sounds like kind of a joke because it looks like he wants to use our positive momentum and gain publicity on his side and that is kind of lame.»

And in what seemed like a cruel joke, a new billboard erected in Culver City, Calif., to announce the Michael Graves home collection featured a teakettle that, viewed from on its side, inexplicably evoked Adolf Hitler, moustache and all, his arm in Nazi salute.

Le, Do, and the research team pulled an all nighter; they took turns wearing a standard electrode cap — sort of like a bathing cap coated inside with gel to improve electrical conductivity — while watching movies, listening to jokes, arguing, and more, all while a graph on the screen tracked excitement.

Today Facebook doesn't turn on its auto tagging features in countries like Canada and the EU because of privacy concerns, and there's a certain creep factor in having a computer second guess your photo - sharing choices or having software trying to parse your jokes to try to understand what you find funny.

«I like anything that you can browse on the screen and not have to talk to employees,» joked Darci Ratliff, an East Village resident.

«That's like finding a lucky penny on the sidewalk on the same day your bank account is drained by a 16 - year - old Belgian hacker,» Oliver joked.

Eric Jackson, a former PayPal executive, joked on stage at a conference about what it's like to be a libertarian - leaning conservative in Silicon Valley.

Ahead of his second day of testimony on the Hill, @Recode's @KaraSwisher says day one for Zuckerberg before a Senate panel was like getting «hit by soft, soft, soft, very nice cashmere pillows... the Senators were a joke» pic.twitter.com / 1xCHZXSOFb

He also somewhat joked that they like to look at companies that put their names on sports team arenas.

The joke on me was that «I like the book for all the reasons the writer says its evil,» and that's probably true, but there's an important point I've taken away from the document: having paying customers speaks louder than critics.

But on a site like that, you would just use in the main simple language, common words and you won't use a lot of slang, a lot of jokes and things like that.

The historical Jesus would be telling these jokes too, and he would find words like «He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.»

Like biblical Hebrew, Atwood's witty prose is thick with double entendre and allusion, including hidden puns whose meanings dawn on us only later, and outrageous jokes that don't so much dawn as «bomb» (one of the book's metaphors and an effect of Atwood's powerfully laconic style)

You are like my brother - in - law who can not help making grossly inappropriate jokes — we ignore him when we can, as this tends to be the most effective way of «moving on» past jokes like that.

Jokes based on gender stereotypes, like this one, usually make me laugh, probably because I think that men and women are different.

What a joke, the media has been trying to tell us all along, Ron Paul is non existent and everyone and his brother is surging, one by one the con's are all dropping like flies on a winter day, cain, grinch, huntsman, now its Santorum's turn.

I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

This is somewhat off topic, but some of the comments remind me of an article on read on Lincoln that mentioned he liked dirty jokes.

I sure would like to comment on Carl's fine posts on THE CRAMPS (about whom I know nothing [insert sexist joke here]-RRB- and Ralph Ellison.

And on the race card: A republican friend of mine likes to joke about stereotypes.

I never liked Wolinski much, whose humor relied too much on bathroom jokes.

Kind of like taking a flag and shoving it down every other counties throat because in a nations own diluted mind they think they are the best, when on the world stage they are looked at like a joke.

Yes, it sounds like the start of a joke, and we'll probably end up agreeing to disagree, but just occasionally Rabbi Dawkins may say something to keep us on our toes.

I think his political retirement is a good idea for Tibet, like how the dalai lama focusing on Tibet's environment... here is a funny joke I saw about the Dalai Lama retiring, http://ponderingstuff.com/2011/03/19/dalai-lama-retires-groupon/

For example, the way you've stated as if fact that 24 % of Americans are Catholic and then gone on to joke they don't pray like evangelicals.

One is left with the weird impression that quantum particles are playing practical jokes on quantum physicists, like a cabin full of second grade campers short - sheeting their counselor's bed.

Naaman is like the man in an old joke who is caught in a flood and goes up on the roof, where he intends to wait for God to rescue him.

She sent out a simple, pretty funny joke on New Year's about how the earth is now 2014 years old and, oh boy, the Internet did not like it.

Yet this «mainstream» Christianity joke is more into trying sweep sin under the rug and focusing on junk like Chick - fil - a rather than the Gospel and the ONLY way.

Braden and I like to joke that it was my skills at cooking up a fine steak that sealed the deal on our relationship.

We were joking around talking about adding banana's on top so it would taste like my favourite PB Honey and Banana sandwiches.

I posted the photo on facebook as a bit of a joke, where it got a rousing lot of love and recipe requests, so I'm sharing this desperate dinner love with you, cause who doesn't like sloppy joes?

Crazy Jerry must like playing jokes on people when he's not out riding his Harley.

I remember my uncle would make something similar but in square and then he would wrap them like Bonbons for Christmas and little joke would be printed on the butter paper inside.

I have a pan that makes 8 mini loaves and I like to bake this bread on Sundays so I have a small loaf (ha ha, poop joke!)

Since they look like gnarled macaroni, the joke was that the priest would hopefully choke on it — a sentiment coming from his abrupt arrival.

Bizarre — no joke, I was chowing down on your broccoli fritters TODAY thinking, I wonder what cauliflower fritters would taste like?

No joking like this on Tuesday please.

I said he was not good and in no way even hinted at loving him, and even joking about me liking pineapple on pizza is grounds for fisticuffs.