Hollywood being Hollywood, there is always an executive with dollar signs in their eyes willing to turn this triumph of gaming into a movie, only to run into inescapable truth: movies based
on video games suck.
Most films based
on video games suck, so it should come as no surprise that Max Payne falls short in the quality department, even given the presence of Wahlberg (The Happening, We Own the Night) and a robust supporting cast.
Not exact matches
Whether it's a project for Insider Picks, creative work
on the side, or even an attention -
sucking activity, like getting into a
video game, whenever I get deeply invested into something, I lose track of time.
The Angry
Video Game Nerd and some of his friends are sucked into a self described «s **** ty» game and the Nerd is forced to fight his way out of several worlds based on 8 - bit platformer clic
Game Nerd and some of his friends are
sucked into a self described «s **** ty»
game and the Nerd is forced to fight his way out of several worlds based on 8 - bit platformer clic
game and the Nerd is forced to fight his way out of several worlds based
on 8 - bit platformer clichés.
Travis Strikes Again isn't a full -
on sequel in the stylish action series, but with Suda at the helm and a bonkers premise that has Mr. Touchdown getting
sucked into a possessed
game console and battling through the history of
video games, it could be an excellent appetizer for a real No More Heroes return.
It doesn't stop there, as once our four young disobedient classmates find themselves in detention all in their own ways, Jumanji is unearthed in a dirty storage room that they are tasked with cleaning as punishment, with the kids subsequently getting
sucked into the
game after selecting their characters (which is now a
video game resembling an SNES console), the embracing of familiar gaming tropes and knowledge of their mechanics continue to be
on full display.
«Jumanji» also stars Kevin Hart, Karen Gillan, Jack Black and Nick Jonas and focuses
on four teenagers being
sucked into the «Jumanji»
video game, where they take
on alter egos and have to beat the
game to return home.
This time around, it's an old
video game that four teenagers
on detention discover in their high school's basement that
sucks them into the action.
Well, ipad more likely a consumer electronic, a great portable movies, videoes and
game device, at least now Im sucked in movies watching on it in the help of iFunia iPad Video Converter, and now Game center, be a great game playing platform, of course the E-mail and surfing internet or do some office work on it are also handy and conveni
game device, at least now Im
sucked in movies watching
on it in the help of iFunia iPad
Video Converter, and now
Game center, be a great game playing platform, of course the E-mail and surfing internet or do some office work on it are also handy and conveni
Game center, be a great
game playing platform, of course the E-mail and surfing internet or do some office work on it are also handy and conveni
game playing platform, of course the E-mail and surfing internet or do some office work
on it are also handy and convenient.
There haven't been too many
video games based
on books, but
video games based
on movies generally
suck.
Factor in the time -
sucking vortex of the internet — Facebook, YouTube, news, gossip, downloadable
games, streaming
video services, op - ed pieces like, um, this one — and its potential impact
on book reading, and the environment looks extra tough.
Versus a girl who
sucked on hella d!cks, swallowed hella cum, got Double Penetrated, pissed, and sh!ted
on... ECK!!!!! Plus you know they're lying about loving
video -
games, they know guys go there, and hear what they say, so they're trying to please them....
This news
sucks because Resident Evil 4 was one of the few
games for the Wii that I would categorize as «an actual
video game» and with more titles like Wii Resort and Wii Music
on the horizon, it looks like my sad little Nintendo system will be collecting dust a little while longer.