I think I laughed exactly
once at a joke involving supermodels that was said so quickly you would miss it if you weren't paying close attention.
Not exact matches
Someone
once joked, «The day Richard shows up
at the bank wearing a suit and tie, you'll know we're in serious trouble.»
Then she laughs, not so much
at the
joke but
at herself and that period of her life — the weeks she spent meditating alone in Rishikesh, India, the temple town along the banks of the Ganges that the Beatles
once visited and made famous.
«
Once again, America is going to teach China how to compete with America,»
joked George Yip, a marketing and strategy professor
at Imperial College London.
I take the point of the women who prefer the more gender - neutral «I'll make you fishers of persons» but he was addressing fisher men
at the time, and the
joke — which is delightful — doesn't really work
once it has been neutered.
A critic
once remonstrated with me saying, with an air of indignant reasonableness, «If you must make
jokes,
at least you need not make them on such serious subjects.»
Yes, even though you can
joke about it, God reveals the spiritual to us
at different times, not all
at once.
As for Giroud I hope what I'm hearing is not true.You get the feeling that
once Lacazette starts scoring he just won't like it.He's also another overrated player who's also hear because of Wenger's kindness.Apart from the fact that he's good with his head I don't see the positives of keeping here and even Welbeck.We need players who can push Lacazette to perform and these are just not the players.They are more of rotation players.Do you think if Welbeck and Giroud were
at top form they can challenge Laca
at his best?I always laugh
at our strikers though.On one hand, one doesn't fit our style of play but
at least he can finish.On the other hand, the one who fits our style of play can't even score a goal.I can't believe we are
joking with such a crucial role.I'm sick and tired of seeing average strikers in the club.It's been painful watching the likes of Bendtner and Chamakh already.Now I have to cope with this.
Once we lose to Milan the
joke season will officially be over and I hope the board take a serious look
at the situation and pull the trigger.
As you state, he sold a few players in January and raised money but
once again ignored even trying to bring in a proper defender and still has the
joke player Xhaka constantly leaving gaping holes
at DCM.
Once again a lot of folks were too busy making
jokes to notice, but those
jokes started slowing down quite a bit after Manning's second touchdown pass to Owen Daniels in the first half helped give the Broncos 17 - 9 lead
at the half.
Once thought of as a bit of a
joke figure
at the club, Luiz looked to have really matured last season as he became a key player for Conte, but there have been signs of his old habits starting to creep back.
And President Reagan was
once seen laughing
at a
joke told by Red Skelton.»
At the Executive Mansion party, Mario Cuomo wore a sport coat and an open - collared shirt, and if his voice was not quite as powerful and he did not stand quite as tall as he
once did, he was in a good mood,
joking with aides, working the crowd.
«Even if it wasn't effective, it's a treatment I wouldn't mind trying
once in awhile,»
joked Luc De Nil, a psychologist
at the University of Toronto in Canada who studies speech disorders.
We have this inside
joke to every
once in a while go and look
at cat pictures.
How did a Chinese immigrant who
once studied neurotransmitters in fruit flies wind up on stage telling
jokes at the expense of the second - highest ranking U.S. official?
I
once joked with my colleague
at work that I was even willing to cut off my head if that would make the cough go away.
Everyone in my family
joked at least
once (if not 10 times) that they named Jojo's after me.
No
joke — I quote that line from the Devil Wears Prada
at least
once a week.
I'm shy
at first but
once u know be you'll wan na get a first ride back home lol
joking x.
i really like cosplay, manga and anime, and horror movies!!!! i'm super shy
at first but
once im comfortable i think i'm pretty fun i guess??? also i really like fart
jokes.
I think I smirked twice:
once at the only
joke shown in the trailers and then the reversal of that
joke.
At once an astute study of the banality of modern life and a banal student film wrapped around a series of inside
jokes.
Often the butt of many
jokes as the film we all saw
at least
once a year, when it played on TV during the holidays right after It's a Wonderful Life!
Over the course of the movie, Reynolds will spend far less time fighting bad guys than he will offering crude commentary, demolishing the fourth wall, making X-Men inside
jokes, and occasionally all three
at once — e.g., «Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my own movie?
When a franchise descends to having its own characters wink
at the audience with
jokes about how it's run out of ideas, and resorts to just (literally) setting things on fire, not
once but twice in it's 90ish minute runtime, it's one movie past time to stop.
Chow's popping out gag is used
once again, and is just one example of many where the movie isn't just winking
at its audience, but continuing to reveal how limited the
joke palette is here.
Faced with the prospect of needing to fill an «empty nest,» as Scott puts it, the couple
jokes with one another about how they'll be going to «Fucktown»
once Alex (Ryan Simpkins) leaves for school, all before trailing off
at the realization that they're likely kidding themselves.
You do sense, though, that the people behind MIB3 (mainly veteran producer Walter F. Parkes and script doctor David Koepp) were smart enough to let the audience grow up a bit, enough to get the Andy Warhol
jokes and one brilliantly weird creation, a delicate alien who can see every outcome
at once.
As the deluded star's life turns into complete car - wreck viewing - «I'm going to be a
joke forever» he cries after the infamous David Letterman interview, all
at once it becomes unbearably tragic.
I laughed twice during the trailer:
Once at the slow - crash gag — a classic that always works — and once at the Minion joke at the end (it's the way Kate McKinnon says «really weird ads&raqu
Once at the slow - crash gag — a classic that always works — and
once at the Minion joke at the end (it's the way Kate McKinnon says «really weird ads&raqu
once at the Minion
joke at the end (it's the way Kate McKinnon says «really weird ads»).
It was enough to
joke simultaneously on three levels
at once: (1) to call attention to Sellers's genius for accents (he's so good he can come up with a French accent that is deliberately wrong), (2) to mock the convention of having everyone in a French setting speaking English (why should Clouseau speak English correctly?
This ground - floor window of a modern and sterile building, an invisible barrier of progress, forces the man to walk to the entrance to receive his desired light; the shot,
at once a
joke and a lament, indicates the presence of a master.
This is an actual
joke in the movie (stated
once and shown another time), which regularly engages in a brand of absurdity that combines the ridiculous and the grotesque
at various levels.
Co-star Michael Stuhlbarg then poked a bit of fun
at Hammer,
joking that
once the balls were removed, they were added higgledy - piggledy to other scenes.
Delpy is a mistress of the half -
joke with a whole artillery of grievances
at her fingertips, and the emotional capacity to fire them all
at once.
Frequently there are so many small
jokes on screen
at once that viewers would have to watch multiple times to catch them all.
He
once joked that in the 1950s or 1960s he would buy companies
at 2x earnings and sell them
at 3x earning and make a 50 % profit.
The game is full of sexual innuendos, bad
jokes, and terrible puns, all of which are sure to make the player cringe
at least
once.
Characters that could have (should have) been expanded upon were nothing but fodder (the CP9 shape - changers were awesome, with the Giraffe being a personal favorite), and some only show up
once during the course of the story mode (I'm looking
at you, Milhawk) only to be made into
joke minions in the Additional Log.
This Splatfest happens to be the second - ever global Splatfest in Splatoon 2, so it's time to grab your best guns (or else your best
jokes) and get ready for some all - out Turf War
once again, starting next Saturday here in the UK
at 12 pm GMT.
He's also not above a dumb
joke: he
once staged a Whitney Houston karaoke night
at the Whitney Museum...
Once I realised that I was worthy of having something to say, I started cracking
jokes, really looking
at my audience and I even went off script a little.
What followed were some more
jokes at the expense of the domestic situation, including a shout - out to «the fearless members of the mainstream fake news media,» a reminder that the National Anthem that the Right holds so dear was
once a British tune about «wine and the art of making love,» and the announcement that he would cede the floor to the winners of the gala's honors, whom he referred to as «whoever the Russians decided should win.»
Government officials charged with enforcing national defense secrecy laws are not good
at getting
jokes and could easily assume it is real, and
once you are accused, even wrongfully, of a national security offense related to classified documents, getting due process let alone a quick dismissal of the case, can be expensive and difficult, if it is possible
at all.
Government officials charged with enforcing national defense secrecy laws are not good
at getting
jokes and could easily assume it is real, and
once you are accused, even wrongfully, of a national security offense related to classified documents, getting due process let alone a quick...
It is better to let him be alone
once in a while.Laugh
at his
jokes: Everyone wants to be funny or act like one even when they aren't.
It was unusual really, because I have taught this particular class
at least
once a month for the past four years and honestly, other than an occasional
joke as to how students need to take notes because the historic information pertaining to the agency was on the «big» test, I never really thought much about it.