Sentences with phrase «only joking of»

If it doesn't, you can always delude yourself into thinking that I am part of a conspiracy to turn Nature agains you — only joking of course.

Ha, only joking of course there are sharks in SA, everyone knows this but you have a 1 in 63 chance of dying from the flu and a 1 in 11 million chance of being killed by a shark.

Yes, only joking of course.

No that's right Robert Mugabe would have never left lacazette on the bench, I'm only joking of course, I think so many of us are so annoyed, depressed and frankly really jacked off we're venting our frustrations and saying and doing things that aren't in our nature, I know I have and that's the real calamity of all this, a few old men have managed to divide our massive fan base in half, we all care about the Arsenal and have our own ideas of what's going on and the saddest thing of all is it's only going to get worse.

* only a joke of course, if you were daft enough to accept it, I wouldn't be cruel enough to go through with it, but it does highlight how daft your line of reasoning actually is.

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First Lady Melania Trump dismissed Ivana Trump's comments joking that she really held the position of First Lady, as the former insinuated in a statement that her husband's ex-wife only made the comments to sell her new memoir.

I only wish I could have conjured up some of what helped Rae get through those meetings that day my boss cracked jokes at my expense, a grieving employee.

Fortune journalist Carol Loomis used to joke that there were only two kinds of stories at Fortune: «Oh, the glory of it!»

Journalists have long joked that it's only a matter of time before we're replaced by robots.

It disappeared faster than a bad Fall sitcom, leaving me to wonder why the only place I ever saw a pair were on my doctor as he conducted my appointments, complete with a note - taker on the other side of the connection (so many... jokes... can't pick... just one).

And the truth is, every kid out there making joke Vines that end up with only 120 views dreams of being the next Logan Paul.

But, the study's authors found that the impact of laughter on teams» performances only occurred when the humour was interactive and engaging; in instances where the humour was isolated — think somebody telling a joke and the room lapsing into awkward silence — there was no effect on performance.

There are all sorts of stories told about Facebook, some of them on film, that really give a sense of a place where it's immature not only in terms of the jokes you choose but also in how you value your relationships.

That is not a joke as a lot of paperwork is required to be get to that, which only strengthens our admiration for quite possibly the best broker we've ever seen.

The commercial not only lacked any half - decent jokes, but it was kind of creepy.

I would find your comments laughable if not for the fact I also find your ignorance of reality so disturbing, even if it only turned out to be a bad joke or internet troll...

The purpose of the jokes (which were almost never funny) was to remind the audience that only an idiot would emotionally commit to the conflicts on the screen.

Well, a couple years ago, I was given as a joke (at Princeton, I think) an extra-extra-large tee - shirt, one of those pieces of clothing only a linebacker could wear with comfort.

Tons of christians don't go to church, and at my church we always joke about the C&E's — the people who pack the place on Christmas and Easter only and make it hard for the rest of us to even get into the place.

We imagine sitting round a dinner table with them, only instead of cajoling them into eating a cream cracker, we'll be sharing wine with them, talking about why they like it, hearing them make jokes, and asking them about their travel plans.

Like biblical Hebrew, Atwood's witty prose is thick with double entendre and allusion, including hidden puns whose meanings dawn on us only later, and outrageous jokes that don't so much dawn as «bomb» (one of the book's metaphors and an effect of Atwood's powerfully laconic style)

After all, it is argued, the Romans themselves did not appear to take it seriously (Vespasian's famous deathbed joke, «I think I am becoming a god» seems to indicate as much): it could only be believed by those who were either insane, such as Caligula, who went so far as to sacrifice to himself daily and made his beloved horse a high priest of his cult, or irredeemably barbarian and by implication, stupid, such as the Britons of Colchester who built an enormous temple to the Divine Claudius.

In Ephesians, Paul writes: «Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen» (Ephesians 4:29) and «Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving» (Ephesians 5:4).

Only at the end of the movie do you realize there were no sex jokes, no romps through strip clubs, and no crass profanity - bread and butter for success comedies in the last decade.

When I began reading this blog I thought Jeremy was claiming to have worked out the date of Jesus» return, and it was only when I got to the clock that I realised that it was a joke.

Rex Brendas somment was about jeremys article it was a joke as no man knows the time of Jesus return even Jesus himself only the father knows.She did nt think that was funny?

Oden proceeds here at a very deliberate pace, as no doubt a scholar must, and this often obliges him to illustrate a point by quoting some amusing passage from Kierkegaard's work only then to offer an inevitably ponderous explanation of the joke.

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

What Nye is trying to demonstrate is that in the US, if you go by the statistic in the story, nearly HALF of Americans believe in Adam, Eve and some business about an apple and snake; and that the world is only thousands of years old and that dinosaurs are a cosmic joke from God.

I do believe that those dinosaurs did exists, but billions of years ago is a joke because carbon dating are only accurate to measure in few thousands of years.

«You have to have gone through 15 years of hard drinking or being a druggie,» Swoverland quips, and he's only half joking.

Though I have sometimes joked that I am a two - and - a-half point Calvinist, it is only because I hold to half of each point of Calvinism, which is really no Calvinism at all.

He became a trickster and played all sorts of jokes not only upon his playmates, but upon older folk as well.

This form of execution causes not only men in the ranks but even centurions and tribunes to adopt an excessively harsh view of life, sometimes laughing and joking a few feet away from a bloody cross-like mere barbarians.

They'll never do a clean joke... there's a couple of comedians I know who will only do jokes on sex and drugs.

Of course this joke only works in America, home of the prohibition, the right to bear arms and of a drinking age of 2Of course this joke only works in America, home of the prohibition, the right to bear arms and of a drinking age of 2of the prohibition, the right to bear arms and of a drinking age of 2of a drinking age of 2of 21!

He taught black scholars in religion and many preachers that a colorless Christianity is a joke — only found in the imaginary world of white theology.

St. Bernard argued that Paul's directive ruled out not only lewd or extravagant jokes but jesting of any kind.

Weather you believe or not (I open my eyes every day) so it's not hard to All will stand before the lord on the day of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belief?

its god when and only when its not anything bad, yet in the BIBLICAL days (thats a joke in on itself) when crap went down, they saw it as them being bad in the eyes of there god / gods!

Could he have met the absurdities of life not only with prayers and tears, faith and obedience, but with a joke — a joke filled with all the world's pain and all the world's wisdom?

I was the youngest member of my family, and the youngest child in any family is always a jokemaker because a joke is the only way he can enter into an adult conversation.

When I lived in Chicago, there was a joke among some of my friends that Chicago only had two seasons — winter and construction.

Sixty - four percent of LGBT individuals have heard anti-LGBT slurs and jokes at work, but only 4 percent have felt comfortable enough to speak up to a supervisor.

Maybe, because of the whole spelling issue, it's the kind of joke that can only be told aloud.

(Joking of course... you only need to know how to use a food processor!).

This is only in part down to the fact that United have spent most of this season lurching between shambles and a joke.

Wenger doesn't have final say on transfers... Gazidis would have a heart attack if that was the case, Gazidis himself has made a joke about how Wenger doesn't know the price of a player but only the value he would add to the team.

Recently Juan Pablo Montoya said that it's «a joke» that he's even being considered, whilst Jacques Villeneuve (because of course he has an opinion) said Kubica's injured arm could pose a danger not just to himself, but also other drivers because he can apparently only drive with one hand.

Outside of a long - running joke, the only hangup was finding a shelter to give the dozen or so Rams shirts and jerseys I had collected over the years.