Sentences with phrase «only take out my trash»

As a father I am offended by people, stories, etc. that portray fathers / men as bumbling idiots that can only take out the trash and drink beer.

Would you trust someone whose past home improvement experience includes changing a light bulb, mowing the law or only taking out the trash?

I've used them to turn myself into a not - statistic and only take out my trash rarely.

Not exact matches

In 12 years of marriage, I've never taken out the trash and I only mow the grass when I feel like doing some forced cardio.

The only thing our great country does is take 25 % or more of our income and give it to the ghettos so more babies can be born out of wedlock and to people that don't want to work like the trailer park white trash of our country.

Now, if we can only get them potty trained real early, out the door on time every day for school, and trained to take out the trash without being reminded — we'll be all set.

Diaper Trash Can Diaper Genie This will probably be surprising to most, but we only take out the dirty diapers once a week in our house.

The only downside of this trash can is the cost of the replacement bags, but in my opinion, it is worth the convenience of not having to constantly take out the trash.

I hate to waste or throw out ANYTHING so when I found out that you could take a paintbrush from ready - for - the - trash to ready - to - paint with vinegar only I knew I had to share and I am so glad I did.

The film, which hits theaters February 16, is a modern twist on a romantic comedy (boy and girl meet, fall in love, but then break up, and are suddenly reunited, ending up in that awkward stage where they have to debate whether to wave hello while taking out the trash), but it's also a particularly female spin on the coming of age story, the likes of which we're only beginning to see onscreen as more women carve out a place for themselves in writer's rooms and director's chairs.

Whether he's showing Blake binging on whiskey in between puffs from a cigarette but before puking in a trash can in the alley outside the stage or talking with his newfound love about her kid, his inability to take a much - needed favor from his old student, or when he's going to get to see her again before downing some more whiskey while smoking and soon passing out on his bathroom floor, writer / director Scott Cooper seems to only care about the obvious details of Blake's here - and - now life.

Sure she cares for her family and inspires her students, and rather than lash out at her confessing husband, she only shows frustration when he takes a couple of her beloved books in his move out (or stuffing his flowers in the trash can).

He takes his reams of paper and dumps them in a trash can, only to be called out by a woman walking by who tells him that he threw the paper in the trash can and not the recycling bin.

Ever the optimist, I'm hoping that this Rovian plan, not only released as Bush's Brain released his memoir but also on the take out the trash time on Friday, is a sign that the Administration knows it is DOA.

Thus, Fido can't differentiate if you've been out at work for seven hours, or were only gone for 10 minutes to take out the trash.

Its unfortunate, but Link goes on an adventure and kicks ass, whereas the average fan boy can only fantasize about saving the world one step at a time, but first he needs to take out the trash that is clustering his mom's basement.

And when you multiply that by the hundreds of millions of people currently living in this unsustainable manner, it all adds up to a major issue - and one that is often only seen if sanitation and waste workers go on strike, leaving the trash on the curb instead of taking it out of sight and out of mind.

He jumps on me and licks me and grabs his closest toy like I just cured cancer, even if I was only gone for two minutes taking out the trash.