Sentences with phrase «opening jokes to»

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Yet, it's a common bad habit for speakers to waste those precious opening seconds rambling pointlessly, telling a joke, reading an agenda, or apologizing needlessly, all of which fail to grab the audience's attention and motivate them to listen,» Price says.

Many advisors will tell you to open a speech with a joke, but that's not always good advice, especially if your persona or the subject of your speech doesn't readily lend itself to humor.

He said that students would joke that if anyone were to open fire inside the school, it would be Mr. Cruz.

His alleged behavior became something of a Hollywood open secret: When the comedian Seth MacFarlane announced Oscar nominees in 2013, he joked, «Congratulations, you five ladies no longer have to pretend to be attracted to Harvey Weinstein.»

In a series of tweets Monday, Trump called current U.S. immigration laws «an Obama joke,» accused Democrats of allowing «open borders, drugs and crimes» and warned Mexico to halt the «caravans» of immigrants.

The story opens «in the time of King Herod» (2:1), the tyrant about whom even the Romans joked, «Better Herod's hus than his huios» (luckier to be Herod's pig than one of his sons).

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The campaign stopped short of issuing a fatwa against the editors, although there was a little nervous joking around here about who would get to open the mail.

Feeble attempts to appeal to the masses or to be hip and cool is what leaves the Christian community open to ridicule and jokes.

If you pray in public, in the United States you open yourself up to ridicule, scorn, mockery, the object of jokes, funny looks.

Weather you believe or not (I open my eyes every day) so it's not hard to All will stand before the lord on the day of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieto All will stand before the lord on the day of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieto wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieto no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieto be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieto continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieto disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieTo my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieto consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieto live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieTo those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieto find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieto make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieto believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belieto ask for a little belief?

After attending several distilling schools across the country, Barrett, who is color blind (hence the name Black Button — the family joked that if he ever took over the button factory, they would have to switch to only making black buttons), returned to Rochester, NY to realize his dream and open the first craft distillery in the Rochester since prohibition.

By the end of the show, our mouths were permanently hanging wide open and we joked about how my brother's New Year's Resolution would be to run away and join Cirque de Soleil!

(The joke going around the clubhouse was that the PGA of America had asked U.S. Open champion Steve Jones to drop out of the Grand Slam of Golf so Woods could play.)

However, when the club ran into financialdifficulties a few years ago, local residents, who at the start had joked aboutthe Mafia Open, voted to buy it out.)

Then it becomes one of those horrible jokes where you don't get the punchline for a second, then you do, then you realise it was aimed at you, and now everyone's laughing at you, even your mother, and so you try to join in to deflect and defuse the laughter but they can sense your weakness, your panic, and this drives them into new paroxysms of vicious joy, their voices a swelling, cackling polyphony, and you want the earth to open and swallow you, and then - yes!

It's beyond jokes how Wenger hasn't tied down the Ox already, it's plain to see that he is open to selling him and every other forker in an Arsenal shirt.??

It was a huge deal for Hamilton to open up his helmet design to the fans and there were some awesome entries, alongside some hilarious joke ones too...

Tom Watson - It was a common joke during the Open Championship that Watson should pick himself thanks to his strong play, especially across the pond.

I mean it opens the door to all sorts of jokes like «Fernando Alonso has a bajillion - place grid drop for the Austrian GP and will have to start the race from Tracy Island».

May 21, 2013 — Garcia ignites a firestorm when, in response to a query from the emcee at a European Tour awards dinner, he lamely jokes he would have Woods over every night during the U.S. Open and serve him fried chicken — code for one of the most offensive caricatures of African Americans.

All the absentees Liverpool have in central defense prompted Jurgen Klopp to joke «if there is a center half in the room, I am open to talks.»

It is called the Fun Pack and is a fun and educational activity pack that opens up to reveal 16 games, activities, puzzles and jokes plus a pack of crayons.

MPs and Lords will have six days to polish themselves up in time for the State Opening of Parliament the following Wednesday, where any jokes about Black Rod are entirely inappropriate.

As May opted for a sombre and joke - free opening statement, cabinet ministers did their best to look suitably serious.

Seriously, it's a cute idea, but doesn't a pink elephant open you up to more than just a few jokes, i.e., the Republicans must be seeing pink elephants if they think they can win in November?

By the end of the session, Labour MPs had reverted to open mockery of the Lib Dem leader, with the party's recent by - election defeat by the Bus Pass Elvis party, a repeated source of jokes.

After all, the benchmarks they're supposed to meet are a joke — and even ones that fall short have remained open.

Antonacci opened with a few jokes that drew light chuckles, like welcoming everyone to the «Debt District of Syracuse» and thanking the mayors of all the lighting and sewer districts for showing up.

Golden Globes host Jimmy Fallon mocked Trump several times during his opening monologue, comparing the president - elect over the course of four minutes to the menacing and murderous King Joffrey from «Game of Thrones,» and joking about Trump's difficulty finding inauguration performers and said the ceremony, unlike the U.S. electoral system, still valued the popular vote.

Cuomo said he was joking the other day when he said he was like Gumby when it came to his flexibility (color us shocked and green), but the governor continues to suggest he is open to altering Tier Six, such as maybe jettisoning or amending the voluntary defined - contribution component.

And he joked about the future opening of the seat: «Now is as good a time as any to make my announcement: I'm running in 2016.»

«Here's the problem, when you have a very proud Indian mother and a vacancy seems to be coming open, she will call the newspapers and say please put me on the list,» Mr. Bharara joked during a Crain's New York Business breakfast forum this morning at the New York Athletic Club.

Letterman, predictably, was funny enough, opening his monologue by asking whether it was too soon to hit on Mrs. Eliot Spitzer, then telling a handful of jokes («Did you happen to see the press conference?

«She jokes that it's a requirement for graduating with your Ph.D. to know how to open a bottle of champagne,» says Evans.

I don't say this to show off, it's just a fact, when you transform your body with this program, hot women will notice you more, they'll laugh at your jokes, and be a lot more open to talking to you.

I always joke that I am trying to teach my breasts to open the door for me.

I haven't been in the states long enough to get all of her jokes, so I felt frustrated and just put her book in the corner (sounds dramatic, but really I have the e-book on my iPad and I just haven't opened the app since).

Oddly enough I once joked about wanting a 60s Batman themed charm bracelet when I was found a charm that was a bust of William Shakespeare, which for those who don't know, is what the button that opens the doors to the Batcave is hidden in.

Opening lines and jokes haven't helped to calm the butterflies?

Opening lines and jokes haven't helped to settle the butterflies?

Big girls have a spicy attitude but make sure to open with a clean joke.

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After all, she laughing at your jokes, listening to your side of the conversation, and opening up her life to you are definitely good signs.

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Enjoy to laugh, joke around, be in the outdoors, and open to new things and experimentation.