Say I then program a baton (like a Wii remote or a smart phone taped to a golf club) to vibrate and / or beep when the device doesn't move through space along the same path and at the same speed as the original golf swing.
As the originator of the classic golf shirt and the first to use action gussets on the underarm to avoid rips during enthusiastic golfswings, Original Penguin is known for its performance just as much as its style.