Along the way, he runs across five of Frank's
other illegitimate sons, all by different mothers — the dopey Li» l Pete (Taylor Lautner), the Mexican gaucho Ramon (Rob Schneider), the slick gunman Danny (Luke Wilson), the mute brute Herm (Jorge Garcia), and muscular dandy Chico (Terry Crews).
Kings and
other political grandees provided for their
illegitimate sons by having them appointed bishops, and bishops obtained offices, either clerical or secular, for their
illegitimate male progeny.