tape the paper to your tv and haver the most annoying person in the world read the script you banged on ur keyboard and u have an Oscar worthy film if an Oscar judge just walked
out of disaster movie.
Not exact matches
These are some
of the best parts
of Peter Berg's workmanlike
disaster movie: riggers checking in at a heliport before being flown
out for their 21 - day shifts; a sore, tired - looking guy in safety - orange coveralls cracking a dumb joke; middle - aged men who pronounce «cement» as «see - ment» talking construction timetables; a visiting executive being asked to remove his magenta tie because
of industry superstition.
A lot
of the action sequences are lifted straight
out of Resident Evil, and its basic tropes are a somewhat unstable mixture
of disaster movie and political thriller.
But Allen did perfect the survivalist formula that propelled many
disaster movies (and countless horror
movies since), in which an assortment
of characters band together under the leadership
of one shrewd and decisive individual to escape from an enclosed space before time runs
out.
I get a kick
out of the meteor / asteroid
disaster movie subgenre, so here are a few fave guilty pleasure picks
of the deadly fireball variety.
(Aronofsky) The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)(Baumbach) The Death
of Louis XIV (Serra) On Body and Soul (Enyedi) Molly's Game (Sorkin) B - Graduation (Mungiu) The Lego Batman
Movie (McKay) Icarus (Fogel) The Florida Project (Baker) Lady Macbeth (Oldroyd) Rocco (Demaizière and Teurlai) Brawl in Cell Block 99 (Zahler) Faces Places (Agnès Varda and JR) The Unknown Girl (The Dardennes) The Breadwinner (Twomey) Nobody Speak: Trials
of the Free Press (Knappenberger) Wheelman (Rush) Wonder Wheel (Allen) C + Beach Rats (Hittman) Baby Driver (Wright) Blade Runner 2049 (Villeneuve) Colossal (Vigalondo) Ghost in the Shell (Sanders) Coco (Unkrich and Molina) My Happy Family (Ekvtimishvili and Groß) Gaga: Five Foot Two (Moukarbel) Gerald's Game (Flanagan) Abacus: Small Enough to Jail (James) Brigsby Bear (McCary) Captain Underpants: The First Epic
Movie (Soren) C Get
Out (Peele) Phantom Thread (Anderson) The Post (Spielberg) The
Disaster Artist (Franco) Dunkirk (Nolan) Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold (Dunne) The Killing
of a Sacred Deer (Lanthimos) Becoming Warren Buffett (Kunhardt and Oakes) The Death
of Stalin (Iannucci) Logan (Mangold) The Discovery (McDowell) Wind River (Sheridan) The Ornithologist (Rodrigues) Mudbound (Rees) American Made (Liman) The Trip to Spain (Winterbottom) Saving Capitalism (Gilman and Kornbluth) Our Souls at Night (Batra) Pirates
of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (Rønning and Sandberg) The Lego Ninjago
Movie (Bean, Fisher and Logan) Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Johnson) C - John Wick: Chapter 2 (Stahelski) Wonder Woman (Jenkins) It (Muschietti) What Happened to Monday (Wirkola) Call Me by Your Name (Guadagnino) Darkest Hour (Wright) The Square (Östlund) Split (Shyamalan) Spider - Man: Homecoming (Watts) Guardians
of the Galaxy Vol.
This utterly formulaic throwback to the
disaster movies of yesteryear is 1997's good volcano
movie, the one in which a big ol' volcano pokes its nose
out from the La Brea tar pits and vomits lava all over some pricy downtown Los Angeles real estate.
The only nominee that now looks
out of place in such company is The Towering Inferno, a big budget, star - studded
disaster movie from producer Irwin Allen, whose previous effort The Poseidon Adventure was more deserving
of such acknowledgement.
Time was when virtually all
disaster movies were essentially character studies, and examined (with varying degrees
of success) how extreme circumstances bring
out the best and the worst in human beings.
But who would have thought his adaptation
of Greg Sestero's «The
Disaster Artist,» an outrageous blow - by - blow account
of the actor - turned - author's friendship with the aggressively untalented and infinitely enigmatic creator
of one
of the worst
movies of this century — «The Room» writer - director - star Tommy Wiseau — would turn
out to be the best and most professional entry on his own résumé?
The
Disaster Artist, which is directed by James and
out in wide release Friday, is a comedy chronicling the making
of 2003's The Room — the film written by, starring, and directed by Tommy Wiseau, which has been christened both the worst
movie ever made and, in the years since, a cult classic.
That is, until I talked to our own Zach Gayne and then read his review
out of SXSW, which concluded: «The
Disaster Artist is not only far funnier than you might expect, it's also far deeper than a film about the worst
movie of the 21st century has any right to be.»
Nicolas Cage is twenty - one year vet McLoughlin while Crash - saint Michael Pena is rookie Jimeno; Maria Bello and Maggie Gyllenhaal, respectively, are their wives, and the events
of the day play
out in the style
of an Irwin Allen
disaster movie.
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There are plenty
of cheesy TV movies that have cornered that market, and more than a handful of films that feature a meteor shower as the catalyst for disaster: NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984) brings about zombies, THE BLOB (1958, with the remake out in 1988) hitches a ride on a meteorite, THE MONOLITH MONSTERS (1957) delivers killer crystals, and a rogue comet in Stephen King's MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986) prompts machines to come alive and attack u
of cheesy TV
movies that have cornered that market, and more than a handful
of films that feature a meteor shower as the catalyst for disaster: NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984) brings about zombies, THE BLOB (1958, with the remake out in 1988) hitches a ride on a meteorite, THE MONOLITH MONSTERS (1957) delivers killer crystals, and a rogue comet in Stephen King's MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986) prompts machines to come alive and attack u
of films that feature a meteor shower as the catalyst for
disaster: NIGHT
OF THE COMET (1984) brings about zombies, THE BLOB (1958, with the remake out in 1988) hitches a ride on a meteorite, THE MONOLITH MONSTERS (1957) delivers killer crystals, and a rogue comet in Stephen King's MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986) prompts machines to come alive and attack u
OF THE COMET (1984) brings about zombies, THE BLOB (1958, with the remake
out in 1988) hitches a ride on a meteorite, THE MONOLITH MONSTERS (1957) delivers killer crystals, and a rogue comet in Stephen King's MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986) prompts machines to come alive and attack us.
The documentary - style film isn't the kind
of project that usually commands a nine - figure budget, but the 2010 oil rig
disaster had elements straight
out of a
movie.
Video game maestro Chris Roberts should beat a hasty retreat to the computer monitors
of the world as
movie goers who unfortunately pay
out good money will undoubtedly amaze themselves that they made it through this
disaster, 1999's variation on Lost in Space.
Even though director Jean Pellerin milks as much suspense
out of the script and characters as possible, anyone who remembers those cheesy ABC
Movie of the Week
disaster movies from the early seventies and «Daylight» with Sylvester Stallone will recognize every plot point.
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Quick summary
of stuff I've found
out since: The making -
of movie is based on a book by Tommy's best friend, Greg Sestero, who plays Mark in The Room (and who's played by Dave Franco in The
Disaster Artist).
Good thing Hollywood didn't bite, because if they'd made it big, Tommy and Greg wouldn't have felt put -
out and desperate enough to make their own
movie, in which case there'd be no cult
of The Room to speak
of and, thus, no excuse for James Franco to do whatever the hell it is he's is doing in The
Disaster Artist.
The man who made the abominable As I Lay Dying will surely be kept
out of the Best Director race, but A24 giving The
Disaster Artist an early December release date is proof they believe the
movie can pick up nominations elsewhere.
A workmanlike cross between a
disaster movie and a caper - chase flick (complete with a climactic 18 - wheeler duel on an endless stretch
of straight road that wouldn't be
out of place in the more recent Fasts and Furiouses), the film never rises to the promise
of its awesomely literal title.
Alas, 34 1/2 minutes in, it instantly assumes the makings
of a
disaster movie as an earthquake strikes the Valparaíso hot spot where the guys are mostly striking
out.
What Get
Out handles in its brief runtime and B -
movie machinations is no less than the weight
of all this dyed - in - the - wool American racial
disaster.
Then there's the fish -
out -
of - water English boy abroadBen (Hugo Johnstone - Burt — actually Australian and another Home and Away alumni), and his pubescent younger brother Ollie (Art Parkinson), both thrown in to appeal to the younger members
of the audience and to create a little teenage angst in this rather messy, too - heavy - on - the - CGI (which is very ropey in places), cheesy dialogue - laden, Michael Bay-esque monster
of a
disaster movie.
They stagger through the early reviews, then the claws come
out for
Disaster Movie, the most accurately named film
of the year.
If you don't know the man behind the blacked
out shades who made tuxedo football a midnight
movie phenomenon, it helps to have a working knowledge
of him and «The Room» before taking in «The
Disaster Artist.»