Sentences with phrase «over public toilet seats»

Having toned thighs will help you to hover over public toilet seats while simultaneously unbuttoning your pants, retrieving toilet paper and keeping your child from crawling under the bathroom stall and exclaiming «HEWWO, I SEE YOU!»

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You can use a potty training seat on public toilets if you like (the kind that fits over the toilet seat and helps kids feel more secure on adult - size toilets), but it's not necessary.
He says it's super important not to hover over the seat either — even if you're at a public toilet.
When a film begins with a teenage girl deliberately smearing her genitals all over an especially disgusting public toilet seat, you pretty much have an idea what you're in for.
A 1991 survey of 528 British women found that 85 percent of them crouched over public toilets, 12 percent used toilet paper, and only 2 percent sat directly on the seat.
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