Sentences with phrase «own pink unicorns»

My invisible pink unicorn was in need of a snack, and this fit the bill.

Just keep them off my lawn, out of my life, and out of my laws and they can believe in flying pink unicorns for all I care.

The only prayer available to you is the sinners sincere prayer of repentance, without turning from your filth you have nothing not even your pink unicorn.

If you don't believe in pink unicorn, you will be sent to pink unicorn hell, a place we call «Pascal.»

If you will turn the table of the burden of prrof you have to agree wtih me that the universe was created by the great pink unicorn with golden ears, because you can not disprove that such a creature with unlimited power exists.

You have to believe in invisible pink unicorn to have invisible pink unicorn provide her evidence.

«If you will turn the table of the burden of proof you have to agree with me that the universe was created by the great pink unicorn with golden ears, because you can not disprove that such a creature with unlimited power exists.»

I mean there are fairy tales then there is the LDS, the pastafarian / pink unicorn crowd have a more beleivable thing going on.

Mom: There's a pink unicorn in the backyard.

Everyone knows that gnomes are the ones that control your computers, that images are displayed on your screen through pixie dust, and that pink unicorns deliver messages over the internet!

The invisible pink unicorn is telling me to write this, so it must be true.

But, you can not test that something is NOT true, because that would be an attempt to prove a negative (like proving the invisible pink unicorn doesn't exist), and ID is basically stating X can not be true (because I don't yet know how it could be).

It looks like they just like to have a good irrational fight as well and throw out their own pink unicorns or magical blue socks.

Those who have a brain and think for themselves see that is is bunk (see the «invisible pink unicorn» comments), leaving those of us who still believe in a higher power and seek spiritual understanding on an island.

If you think that pink unicorns are more irrational than your god, there may be little hope for a rational discussion.

Based on your logic, there is equal probability of pink unicorns, teapots orbiting the sun and god (s).

The flying spaghetti monster and the great pink unicorn are neck and noodle for best religion ever.

Just because NASA hasn't seen a «fluffy pink unicorn orbiting around the moon» doesn't mean that it doesn't exist!

Belky what if invisible pink unicorns were coming to save you from the flying spagetti monster?

I also believe that there is no fluffy pink unicorn orbiting around the moon because all evidence is against it.

It's like saying «Prove there is not a planet 100,000,000 light years away that is populated by pink unicorns, and they are in a constant life and death battle with orange dinosaurs.»

So by * this * reason then the pink unicorn is as reasonable as god?

Correction: what two consenting adults do in private is between them, god, the easter bunny, santa claus, the tooth fairy, big foot, ra, shiva, allah, the flying spaghetti monster, the invisible pink unicorn, thor, zeus, apollo, hercules, hermes, athena and about 1800 other made up characters.

Atheists don't have to prove that a god exists, anymore than you require proof that invisible pink unicorns don't exist.

That way, those who see it as an interesting architectural shape can see it that way, and those who want to see it through fairy - colored glasses can see it as a cross, an ankh, a pink unicorn's toenail, or a giant squiggle of pasta for all it matters.

Your god is just as much a fantasy as pink unicorns and all the other fantasies that you speak of.

Hey, my invisible pink unicorn doesn't blog either.

To use the typical examples: What is the «alternate belief under your doubt of» invisible pink unicorns or teapots orbiting the sun?

I just saw the invisible pink unicorn!

- There have been few deaths and wars in the name of the pink unicorns - They don't kill people who don't agree with them.

Further Krause stated «Infinite numbers of things exist everywhere in nature, you can see lots of infinite collections of things, like jelly beans and bumblebees and invisible pink unicorns.

Do you try to prove there is no pink unicorn?

The probability of the existence of god is about the same as the probability of the existence of magic gnomes or flying pink unicorns.

This story, Rumpelstilzchen, Thumbelina and the pink Unicorn are on the same level of credibility.

Catholicism is truly the thinking man's religion — clearly not for people with pink unicorns or an aversion to personal accountability.

Now if I told you a magic pink unicorn lives in my garage, you'd ask for the evidence, so what makes your god any different??

I propose that if even a being made of light riding on an invisible pink unicorn throwing teapots of bliss down on your heads came up and declared himself God... there would still be those athiests that would probably spout off some Arthur C. Clarke stuff.

I do not believe there is an invisible pink unicorn in the room with me.

So your definite and firm stance that there are no pink unicorns with eight strands of purple hair in their manes actually means that there are pink unicorns with eight strands of purple hair in their manes?

«People say that they don't know if there is a [n invisible pink unicorn].

So I'm asking my invisible pink unicorn to pray for ya'all.

You'll never know what it is like to be called by the supreme invisible pink unicorn, master of all universes and gods.

Nobody will go to heaven because heaven, much like the invisible pink unicorn and satan, do not exist.

If I was to say that I have an invisible pink unicorn that talks to me and grants me wishes I would hope that you would call me crazy.

There is no evidence that says a pink unicorn named Wendy didn't create the universe.

You can give your god any attributes «by definition», I can do the same with an invisible pink unicorn.

My invisible pink unicorn believes all of that; however, her BS meter broke awhile back so who really knows.

- There have been few deaths and wars in the name of the pink unicorns - They didn't kill Galileo and various people who didn't agree with them.

My invisible pink unicorn loves to eat the body of Jesus and drink his blood.

@ Q — Hardly, but I'm willing to bet the faith you have to believe no God exists is the very same faith Christians have to believe God exists... now who's being incredulous here?!? «Invisible pink unicorn» Pffft!!!