Sentences with phrase «parents joke about»

so we're like not official but we already are sorta dating and sorta have spending life together plans and sorta have marriage plans part of it is that like her sister would prob go off the deep end more if we announced it but her parents joke about the idea more than we've actually discussed it so it's like a weird pseudo thing

Many a parent jokes about the overwhelming experience of taking a baby home from the hospital.

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Your parents, my parents, my sister cracking jokes about how she was the only one wearing fuchsia and that was exactly what was wrong with seminaries «There's not enough fuchsia at the Jesus school!»

«With each other, SGKAs can complain about their Korean parents, crack jokes using certain Korean terms, and swap stories about what it was like growing up in Korean churches.»

I was raised on that list of prohibitions, and although I've made my share of jokes (Watch out for sex because it leads to dancing...), I have few complaints about how my parents raised me.

It's like how my parents can get away with giving my kids Coke slushies in a Cinnabon bowl, but CPS would take me away if I even joked about it.

You said: My comment above on FB was prompted by friends whose kid is SO entirely dependent on his parents to sleep at night, that he is depriving them of their couple time and their desperately needed sleep, and as a result, they are constantly frustrated, at odds with each other, and left feeling helpless and misunderstood and «joke» about divorce.

While you may not be traveling as lightly as you used to, and I often joke about my mammoth packing list, the reality is most parents are wise enough to choose a few select items for baby that truthfully don't take up too much room.

No, I just appreciate any parent who takes her kid's crafty accomplishment and turns it into a joke about being a demented ghost who terrorizes innocent people in the woods.

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And while it's easy to joke about the friends who «live in my computer,» there's something to be said for having people you can talk to, people who are accepting of this choice you've made as a parent.

It's possibly the most over-used gag on family sit - coms spanning the TV airwaves from the days of Leave it to Beaver till our own 8 Simple Rules: a parent tries to lay down a message of authority to a errant child, and the other parent uses the opportunity to joke about the parent's own childishness.

In fact, the idea that moms need a glass of wine after the kids go to bed in order to cope with the stress of parenting is so common and pervasive that most of us don't really think about how screwed up the «mommy needs a drink» joke actually is.

We joke often about teachers must really love what they do, otherwise they would work toward something more financially stable (I can talk: my parents were both teachers and my husband is a teacher; we aren't exactly rolling in dough).

My «normal» parent friends chuckle and joke about this time as they begin to plan what to do with their impending empty nest time.

On the subject of making mistakes, remember, just as you wouldn't want every youthful mistake, every wrong choice, every unfortunate decision to be broadcast to the world or even just joked about privately instead of being left in the past where it belongs, be sure to practice «The Golden Rule of Parenting» and treat your children how you prefer to be treated.

He jokes about parenting and child birth often during his stand up comedy routines.

I feel like the strollers category is one that every parent seems to stress about, and it's the one thing that parents also joke about how ridiculous they get agonizing over.

In this episode, our parents chat about what games their kids like the most and how family game nights are creating awesome memories for their kiddos (and some pretty funny inside jokes too)!

She joked about the bond of love between her parents, whom she identified as her key source of inspiration.

I've heard the joke that allergy moms are better investigators than the FBI; calling manufacturers, retailers, other parents, schools, playgroups, and all kinds of places to gain intel on what goes into products, and educating others about allergies.

Films that might have fit this putative strand included the charming but overlong Timeless Stories, co-written and directed by Vasilis Raisis (and winner of the Michael Cacoyannis Award for Best Greek Film), a story that follows a couple (played by different actors at different stages of the characters» lives) across the temporal loop of their will - they, won't - they relationship from childhood to middle age and back again — essentially Julio Medem - lite, or Looper rewritten by Richard Curtis; Michalis Giagkounidis's 4 Days, where the young antiheroine watches reruns of Friends, works in an underpatronized café, freaks out her hairy stalker by coming on to him, takes photographs and molests invalids as a means of staving off millennial ennui, and causes ripples in the temporal fold, but the film is as dead as she is, so you hardly notice; Bob Byington's Infinity Baby, which may be a «science - fiction comedy» about a company providing foster parents with infants who never grow up, but is essentially the same kind of lame, unambitious, conformist indie comedy that has characterized U.S. independent cinema for way too long — static, meticulously framed shots in pretentious black and white, amoral yet supposedly lovable characters played deadpan by the usual suspects (Kieran Culkin, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Kevin Corrigan), reciting apparently nihilistic but essentially soft - center dialogue, jangly indie music at the end, and a pretty good, if belated, Dick Cheney joke; and Petter Lennstrand's loveably lo - fi Up in the Sky, shown in the Youth Screen section, about a young girl abandoned by overworked parents at a sinister recycling plant, who is reluctantly adopted by a reconstituted family of misfits and marginalized (mostly puppets) who are secretly building a rocket — it's for anyone who has ever loved the Tintin moon adventures, books with resourceful heroines, narratives with oddball gangs, and the legendary episode of Angel where David Boreanaz turned into a Muppet.

Mr. Mom is, in parts, hilarious — most often when it's Jack coming to terms with his self - image in a role that he feels is emasculating, rather than in scenes built upon flimsy jokes about his ineptitude as a parent, or in the home environment.

Few films, especially ones that rely on jokes about children rolling tight joints or parents beating each other up at bake sales, are so clearly occupied with delivering gags while also pushing the message that parenting is hard and being an adult takes work.

THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU Director: Shawn Levy Starring: Jane Fonda, Jason Bateman, Tina Fey, Corey Stoll, Adam Driver, Connie Britton, Kathryn Hahn, Rose Byrne, Dax Shepard, Timothy Olyphant, Debra Monk It's become a joke with my parents that I love movies about dysfunctional families.

It's become a joke with my parents that I love movies about dysfunctional families.

It was your classic story: boy meets girl, girl falls into a coma, boy upsets girl's parents with on - the - nose jokes about 9/11, boy and girl confront the strangeness of their situation.

Then there's Nancy, who is but isn't Max's mother, and somewhere between the obvious jokes about awful dialogue, unnecessary slow - motion, and extended flashbacks (all by the screenplay's own design, of course) exists a disarmingly touching story about a daughter reaching out to a deceased parent who is and isn't right there in front of her.

Oh and should Malloy and Pryor reverse course and decide they really meant what they said about parent involvement, they need to act with just as much haste in Windham and New London where Steven Adamowski is making a complete and utter joke out of Connecticut's school governance laws.

I visited Chichen Itza when I was a kid, and my parents and I have a long - standing joke about «Chicken Pizza» which is what we kept calling it.

Condo alone sounds like a bad joke about street art and gentrification, although he came by the name honestly, through his parents.

And when dads do talk to their sons about sex, these «talks» usually involve jokes, awkward silence, and a tendency to keep the more serious issues at a distance.2 This is a shame because by a wide margin teenage boys report that their parents are the most influential figures in their lives when it comes to making decisions about sex.3 And a lack of open and honest sexual communication has negative consequences.

Jokes can be a form of discipline without it being too offensive, and it's something that both parent and child can laugh about years after.

Those expecting to find young people too preoccupied with posting selfies to think about a grown - up future event like homebuying will take note of responses that included — no joke — 39 percent who said they would pick a parent as their date on prom night.

There is a joke about parenthood that illustrates this: When the first baby drops her pacifier on the ground, the parents sterilize it before giving it back; with the second baby, the pacifier gets wiped off; and with number three, it just gets popped back into his mouth.

But he gets double tapped,» Pitt has revealed, then jokes, «I don't know what that says about me as a parent.»