Sentences with phrase «penis picture»

Nothing like an unsolicited penis picture to make your day.

I suppose it could have been worse, as he might've added the cherry on top of a penis picture.

Anthony Weiner would send me penis pictures from his Carlos Danger yahoo email to my Gmail,» the woman is quoted as saying.

Instead of wanting to go on a date, he's asking you to go to his place or sending you penis pictures.

At the depositions, the attorney «drew penis pictures and played the game Angry Birds during deposition testimony.»

Not exact matches

That said, I think it's important to notice that the picture on the door is specific enough to include a little penis...?

They don't care about Brayden's first poo poo in the potty, or his first time reciting his ABCs; what they want to do is laugh, and it's even better when they're laughing with you at unintentional pictures of penises.

The Thai Health Ministry has issued a warning after the picture of the penis whitening went viral.

Go crazy with penises all the time — talking about them, playing with anatomically correct dolls (some here and here), drawing pictures of them, etc. — and see if that helps calm him down about his own (or at least his brother's) penis.

If you're looking for a complete primer that will dispel any and all myths, this large, colorful picture book for ages 4 and up has pretty much everything there is to know about making and growing babies (including the words «penis,» «vagina,» «testicle,» and «sex»).

«Well the penis goes into the vaginal cavity BLAH BLAH BLAH semen, BLAH BLAH BLAH hymenal tearing... you get the picture.

When a doubtful ballot is discovered — for example the bloke in Hackney who apparently drew a picture of a penis next to the Women's Equality party — your job is to argue that the voting intention is clear.

«The general feeling is that you can't text pictures of your penis to a girl, then lie about it, then get kicked out of the House and then run for mayor right after,» said a political consultant.

Putting a picture of your penis out on the internet — and leaving a trail of explicitly sexual transcripts — which could subject him to blackmail and compromise just shows a HORRENDOUS lack of judgement.

Male cowpea weevils, for instance, have spiky penises (pictured) that puncture the female's insides and are thought to help anchor the male inside her, ensuring that he delivers his sperm and outcompetes other males.

I racked up many hateful remarks and even had inappropriate pictures of men's penises sent to me.

Add photos to your profile: images of you, primarily your face, no pictures of just your penis and no ads, kids, or anything illegal

We'll teach you what women are really looking for — and it's not a picture of some random guy's penis.

«Not just that, I wonder what it would be like to be fucked, just to have a big warm penis sliding inside of me taking advantage of me, sometimes I even picture myself jerking off slowly with a sexy girl to the left, and having a guy with a juicy cock to the right, and having to choose which one I want.»

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There are more oblique similarities between the pictures: both, for instance, feature comic Mexicans, running gags about their over-the-hill sleuths possibly losing their penises, and passing allusions to their former wives.

There's a potentially interesting discussion about the exploitation of the male form in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and how, in general, the reaction to male nudity is a hell of a lot different than the reaction to female nudity (there's a good reason that Colin Farrell's penis was excised from the already - unintentionally - funny A Home at the End of the World: male nudity is a threat you respond to with laughter; female nudity is an invitation you respond to with various levels of sexual discomfort)-- but you can still have that discussion without actually enduring the picture.

The picture's best and most outrageous moment comes when Hahn attempts to explain to Kunis how to handle an uncircumcised penis by using Bell in a zip - up hoodie as a visual aid.

Not that being attached to a penis matters quite so much as being attached to a Best Picture nominee, especially one that recently all but swept the BAFTAs.

A drunken man says he has taken a picture of his penis and plans to digitally send it to a girl.

The images in question showed explicit acts of sadomasochistic gay sex — including shots of men with erect penises and a picture of Mapplethorpe himself with a bullwhip inserted into his anus.

Lawler also comments on the male dominance of art history; a black - and - white picture, taken at the Met, of a statue of Perseus with the head of Medusa is cropped exactly at the penis.

I'm also now wondering why I had a photocopied picture of myself and my friend Jodie holding my friend Brett's giant pretend penis (see above).