Interned beneath a stairwell and forced to perform servile tasks à la Cinderfella, on the eve of his eleventh birthday, Harry begins to receive strange invitations to attend something called «Hogwart's School for Witchcraft and Wizardry.»
Needless to say, her servile puppet - scientists have performed that task since 2008, month - in and month - out, as the change in the global warming trend exhibits (red is new trend; blue is old) in the adjacent chart.