You said, «The average atheist's complete inability to have even the simpliest of
philosophical discussions without resorting to junvenile retorts» Please provide some evidence that shows that your god is any different from the Tooth Fairy.
By analogy, it should be relatively obvious that there is no fundamental
philosophical impossibility in having broad social and political
discussions with children,
without implicating them in one's own party political persuasion or rubbishing all opponents.