Sentences with phrase «picture of the penis»

They don't care about Brayden's first poo poo in the potty, or his first time reciting his ABCs; what they want to do is laugh, and it's even better when they're laughing with you at unintentional pictures of penises.

The Thai Health Ministry has issued a warning after the picture of the penis whitening went viral.

When a doubtful ballot is discovered — for example the bloke in Hackney who apparently drew a picture of a penis next to the Women's Equality party — your job is to argue that the voting intention is clear.

«The general feeling is that you can't text pictures of your penis to a girl, then lie about it, then get kicked out of the House and then run for mayor right after,» said a political consultant.

Putting a picture of your penis out on the internet — and leaving a trail of explicitly sexual transcripts — which could subject him to blackmail and compromise just shows a HORRENDOUS lack of judgement.

A drunken man says he has taken a picture of his penis and plans to digitally send it to a girl.

Not exact matches

Go crazy with penises all the time — talking about them, playing with anatomically correct dolls (some here and here), drawing pictures of them, etc. — and see if that helps calm him down about his own (or at least his brother's) penis.

I racked up many hateful remarks and even had inappropriate pictures of men's penises sent to me.

Add photos to your profile: images of you, primarily your face, no pictures of just your penis and no ads, kids, or anything illegal

We'll teach you what women are really looking for — and it's not a picture of some random guy's penis.

«Not just that, I wonder what it would be like to be fucked, just to have a big warm penis sliding inside of me taking advantage of me, sometimes I even picture myself jerking off slowly with a sexy girl to the left, and having a guy with a juicy cock to the right, and having to choose which one I want.»

I suppose it could have been worse, as he might've added the cherry on top of a penis picture.

Instead of wanting to go on a date, he's asking you to go to his place or sending you penis pictures.

There's a potentially interesting discussion about the exploitation of the male form in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and how, in general, the reaction to male nudity is a hell of a lot different than the reaction to female nudity (there's a good reason that Colin Farrell's penis was excised from the already - unintentionally - funny A Home at the End of the World: male nudity is a threat you respond to with laughter; female nudity is an invitation you respond to with various levels of sexual discomfort)-- but you can still have that discussion without actually enduring the picture.

The images in question showed explicit acts of sadomasochistic gay sex — including shots of men with erect penises and a picture of Mapplethorpe himself with a bullwhip inserted into his anus.

Lawler also comments on the male dominance of art history; a black - and - white picture, taken at the Met, of a statue of Perseus with the head of Medusa is cropped exactly at the penis.

I'm also now wondering why I had a photocopied picture of myself and my friend Jodie holding my friend Brett's giant pretend penis (see above).