Sentences with phrase «placed jokes to»

Some of the gags are inspired but a few well placed jokes to not make for a great movie.

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The moral of this story is, if you're going to tell others — even as an April Fool's joke — what you think the future of your industry might look like, you had better be sure that your company has a plan already in place, or the joke will be on you.

Your jokes don't have to be complicated, but once you've got a few laughs you'll relax, and you'll feel the rest begin to fall into place.

It disappeared faster than a bad Fall sitcom, leaving me to wonder why the only place I ever saw a pair were on my doctor as he conducted my appointments, complete with a note - taker on the other side of the connection (so many... jokes... can't pick... just one).

«I looked around, did some reading, and the men's accessories market seemed like the obvious place to invest because there has just been so much of growth,» says Barclay, joking, «I remember when if you wore a pink shirt, everyone assumed you were gay.»

They are simply looking for a place to belong, where they can feel safe, where they will not hear a joke with that word that always condemns them, like magic.

Jokes aside, Facebook seems to be the preferred place — beside the shark - infested waters of a news story's comments section — to duke it out politically.

Tons of christians don't go to church, and at my church we always joke about the C&E's — the people who pack the place on Christmas and Easter only and make it hard for the rest of us to even get into the place.

In Ephesians, Paul writes: «Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen» (Ephesians 4:29) and «Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving» (Ephesians 5:4).

Well isn't that convenient... the mythological events you want to be true is the place where we should start... what a joke.

Through a story, a poem, a joke or a song, I try to elevate the whisky experience to celebrate a new time and place.

Despite a host of jokes about the kitchen being a woman's place, when it comes to professional kitchens, food service is traditionally been a man's domain.

I guess that's why some people think I'm joking when I tell them that Hillstone Restaurant Group runs some of my favorite places to eat in the country.

We are most of us left to that.cracking jokes about mighty fourth place Arsenal.tight arsed don quijote Wenger and our last minute transfer window bargain deal (s).

Welbeck has proved himself to be exactly what he was a s United, Average with a poor goals to games ratio, Wilshere has 1 goal and 1 assist from 16 games, Ramsey is so out of form it's like he has regressed to 2 seasons ago, Cazorla has become a joke yet the manager leaves Podolski, Rosicky on the bench and Campbell can't even get a place on the bench!

Well benzema just broke a couple of you'll hearts not mine because i knew sir Arsene is a joke Of a manager therefore i have already drawn comfort from the fact that we will be fighting off liverpool for 4 th place but you know whats funny some Of you guys that says wenger is a genius Will call for his head but DISGUSTED1 and HAFIZ are the only two fans that as constantly call for wenger to go.

Harvick has even joked that were ISM officials to ever move the cones placed toward the end of the straightaway that he uses as his braking markers, he wouldn't know how to decelerate entering Turn 1.

If you want to place Crouch in the pantheon of great headers of the ball then OK with me but bit of joke to even compare him with properly good headers of the ball around at the moment; Andy Carroll, Edin Dzeko and even our own Giroud are in a different class.

Speaking of United, it's nice to see them back to their favourite 6th place, because after all the humiliation, this was the last joke I could take really.

and wenger is being a t ## t now you can not start the transfer window with sanchez and end it with a f» ing wellbeck i will be dissapointed if we get that desperate only big name striker now would be cavani but no point even saying it, we all know he thinks he has brought enough typical frustations for us gooners why can we challenge the big teams for the big players suarez to barca, I would of been happyt with balo liverpool, costa chelsea, if they do falcao united wich is a complete joke if he is happy going to united he would have been happier coming here with ucl and all, lewandowski bayern, its all a joke we better get a reus or something of equal measure you cant buy sanchez and place him as a striker when you need him as a winger if defeats the purpose we either get another winger or a striker.

It's led to jokes and criticism from golf media and fans — something gratuitously, terribly stupid when considering that Day probably shouldn't even be here in the first place.

It was meant to be a joke bec i am not happy about the 3 place and seeing us wining it would be like me and emma stone playing table tennis together.

Now in F1 the very idea of teams helping each other out sounds like something of a joke, but there is actually an agreement in place to try and ensure that the performance gap between engines isn't too big.

I mean it opens the door to all sorts of jokes like «Fernando Alonso has a bajillion - place grid drop for the Austrian GP and will have to start the race from Tracy Island».

Although she was disappointed to clear only 11.11 m in the final, her ninth place was a three place improvement on last year and the second year medic joked that if she improves by the same number of positions in her potential four years left at Oxford, by her fifth year she will be standing on top of the podium!

Must be a joke; should be ashamed to even mention this game again... I need a good drink after what i read and shut my computer... Someone said we should not complain as Chelsea flopped 2 years ago... So, yeah, we should as well and accuse referrees... I'm out guys... The season is over, what we fighting for, 6 to 12 place... Liverpool can't finish behind us, we have no consistency nor game, just pass the ball like academy 6 year old do, passing the ball... Instead to put the damn ball behind the net, contrrol the ball and never score means no control of the game nor the ball, it should be behind frekin net...

After teams failed to find a solution to the tyre failures which forced all the Michelin runners to pull out, a six - car «race» took place and the sport was made to look like a joke.

Being a large - breasted woman (lucky me... grrrr), I always felt extremely too self - conscious to breast feed in public, and too scared to throw a blanket over me because I always wanted to make sure there was adequate air pocket for my daughters to breath (these dang boobs are no joke) That being said, I always escaped to either a nursing room (which all too often don't exist in public places), or would retreat to my car and feed them.

Cameron, who sat in his place in the Commonswaiting for MPs to finish voting, was laughing and joking with colleagues before being handed a small slip of paper.

But then when I really thought about it, I concluded that was a pretty elaborate place to go for a practical joke, so I opted to scrap the idea altogether.

A con man whose scam reminded prosecutors of a longstanding joke on «Seinfeld» will spend the next 2 1/3 to 7 years in the same place where the characters of the classic sitcom ended up — state prison.

It is not a place to gossip or make rather silly jokes.»

Add to this screeching a selection of self - interested politicians trying to curry a bit of favour with the media in the hope that they'll forget that the coalition brought about the damn inquiry in the first place, and you get the context for Gove's joke.

Danny Finkelstein joked on Newsnight yesterday that Gordon Brown might as well have «phoned the Tory leadership everyday over the last few weeks to check that we had our manifesto ready, candidates in place, and a fighting fund in the bank!

«Cover UP» Cuomo is going to «lift the veil of secrecy» that he «PLACED» what a joke.

Comey says he had joked about the Clinton email probe that «nobody gets out alive,» but as an additional 100,000 emails were found in October 2016 on a laptop belonging to disgraced ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner, who was married to Clinton aide Huma Abedin, the then - FBI chief said he found himself truly between a rock and a hard place.

«That was a perfect place to kill someone,» half jokes our guide, Javier.

For instance, ISS now has systems in place to recycle about 85 % of the water and moisture that moves through the station — a feat that one astronaut has called «taking yesterday's coffee and turning it into today's coffee,» Ochoa joked.

I've heard the joke that allergy moms are better investigators than the FBI; calling manufacturers, retailers, other parents, schools, playgroups, and all kinds of places to gain intel on what goes into products, and educating others about allergies.

Real Dudes might say: «Hey, Dudette, I agree that NF is no place to joke around about surfing the web for pictures of girls.»

When we bought our house in 2010 I was unemployed and broke as a joke... but still, I really wanted to cozy up our new place.

My joke has always been that if the world were ending the first place I would go is to Nordstrom and Sephora.

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I joke that we only have two places to sit: our mattress and our toilets, haha.

I am not even joking, The Scarpetta is the best place to go stock up on serious amounts of designer shoes for way less!

Dress well, don't go over the top, pay even though she refuses to let you pay, let her select the spot even if it is far from your office or place, be punctual, crack small jokes, avoid getting high, avoid talking about the list of exes, Pay a small genuine compliment, give a small, classy surprise gift and you are there.

hey what up the name is josh im 215 bounds 6ft2 a 100 % italiano i love workingout taken care of my body dnt smoke dnt drink fun person to be around with like to joke around time and place for everything though when im at the gym im all bus

You could ask people to get in touch with their favourite joke for example, or to recommend their favourite place in the world for your next holiday?

After great e-romance, text jokes, and a few three hour soul - to - soul phone sessions, it is time to meet the possible One at the local Italian place.

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