It also doesn't say squat about the literally hundreds of other things you could worry about (like kids with allergies and asthma getting their hands
on certain foods, the host taking the kids in a car without a car seat, a backyard trampoline, alcohol / drugs left around the house,
playing in the front yard abutting a very
busy street, etc. etc. etc.) It's just meant to talk about your child's preparedness for being away from mom and dad.
The various obstacles Djon must successfully negotiate include performing tricks
on a BMX bike, stagediving at a punk - rock show,
playing an in - game video game, and just trying to cross a
busy digital
street.