Part ethnic comedy and part romance, Bend It Like Beckham is also an exhilarating sports flick, with
plenty of training montages and all the action of a soccer game edited down to 45 seconds worth of quick cuts.
Rather than stick with the typical
training montages that see our heroes learning about their newly acquired powers to shredding Slash solos and
plenty of jump cuts (like a kid tinkering with his newly discovered member), Trank exploits the horror that is discovering your anatomy is grossly, irreparably altered.