Sentences with phrase «poop under the fingernails»

However, if you happen to come in contact with Judgey McJudginstuff herself, we fully support you thanking her for her insight while patting her shoulder with a hand that may or may not have poop under the fingernails.

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There is always a diaper bomb in the middle of the night, and by using your digits to check, you are just inviting tiny nuggets of poop to lodge themselves under your fingernails.

When you're not scraping baby poop out from under your fingernails or trying to work out how obvious the baby sick on your denim jacket is, you're desperately trying to get the snot out of your baby's nose.