If you think touching baby
poop is gross, wait until you're scrubbing the skid marks off a pair of kids underwear.
Not exact matches
I need to speak on this: the
poop emoji
is weird and
gross.
Reality: You forgot how much goose
poop was at the park, but you manage to work up a decent sweat chasing after your little one while yelling, «No,
gross, yuck, drop it!»
That
is exceptionally disgusting, but somehow it feels a little less
gross than the idea that there
was just errant
poop sitting in the Play Place for God knows how long.
But on top of the
gross poop just
being in the pool, Everyone had to get out of the pool until the following day.
The
gross things about the first time a newborn
poops may not
be the memories you jot down in a baby book, but they certainly can make a lasting impression.
Gross though it may sound, it
's important to let your kid get used to flushing
poop down the potty, even if it means letting them flush yours after you use the restroom.
With pants on, she just goes in the pants, but with no pants she'll have to decide whether she
's going to 1)
poop on the floor (she
's old enough to think that
's gross and not respectful), 2) ask for a diaper to
poop in, 3) ask for underpants to
poop in, 4)
poop in the toilet, or 5) not
poop at all.
I know, it can seem really, really
gross (and sometimes it
is), but most of the time your child's
poop will just plop right out when the diaper
is flipped into the toilet.
And also the correlation between your truly - terrified - of -
poop friend and your own fears — your imagination
is generally worse than reality, and even when reality IS pretty gross (like that time my baby had an explosive poop all over my lap at a restaurant that only had the tiniest bathroom ever, like there wasn't enough room between the toilet and the door for the diaper bag, much less a three - month - old) you just sort of... take it in stride and deal with it, knowing that the benefits of babies and children outweigh the occasional brush with grossnes
is generally worse than reality, and even when reality
IS pretty gross (like that time my baby had an explosive poop all over my lap at a restaurant that only had the tiniest bathroom ever, like there wasn't enough room between the toilet and the door for the diaper bag, much less a three - month - old) you just sort of... take it in stride and deal with it, knowing that the benefits of babies and children outweigh the occasional brush with grossnes
IS pretty
gross (like that time my baby had an explosive
poop all over my lap at a restaurant that only had the tiniest bathroom ever, like there wasn't enough room between the toilet and the door for the diaper bag, much less a three - month - old) you just sort of... take it in stride and deal with it, knowing that the benefits of babies and children outweigh the occasional brush with grossness.
I can't take the blame for this
poop - sometimes toddlers
are just
gross.
It
's a little
gross watching Ted
's bum explode into a stream of
poop, but it
's also a little endearing, as dad doesn't even flinch, he knows it
's all part of
being a dad.
So the dilemma
was, leave a toddler with a
poop diaper half off or let the other one splash in the
gross public toilet, never changing them in there again without my stroller».
Plenty of moms have
been peed,
pooped, and puked on - among other
gross scenarios.
Now, I
'm not going to lie and say that I use them exclusively on my toddler, because
poop can still
be gross and if it
's a big mess I do keep a pack of disposable wipes nearby.
Now you want me to do WHAT with the
poop diaper?!?!?» I know, it can seem really, really
gross (and sometimes it
is), but most of the time your child's
poop will just plop right out when the diaper
is flipped into the toilet.
It
's much harder to get
grossed out: Sure, the idea of getting baby
poop on your hands or thrown up on sounds
gross, but when it happens you'll often find yourself just shrugging your shoulders.
Not only
is poop gross and disgusting, but
poop is health concern in our landfills.
Poop is definitely the thing that seems to
gross people out most when it comes using cloth diapers.
So on a small bench in the changing room I changed a
gross, nasty, 3 day
poop that had just
been mushed in by a baby sitting in the pool!
Either they'd
be grossed out by the idea or think it
was hilarious and want to see what
's in their
poop.»
I also felt her
poop and meconium drip down my leg, which
was gross.
Her most recent side project
is called TUSHY: For People Who
Poop aiming to upgrade the American bathroom experience (alleviating U.T.I.s, hemorrhoids, yeast infections and
gross butt syndrome) while helping fight the global sanitation crisis that
is affecting 40 percent of the world.
The line between
gross - out humor that
's inspired and the kind that
's witless
is fine indeed, and «Movie 43» obliterates it with
poop and movie stars.
There
is a rather
gross vomiting scene (seen in the commercials), a joke about donkey seeing Shrek's private parts, a «butt scratching» scene, a butt crack scene, comments about wedgies, «
poop,» «extreme
poop,»
gross ear wax, more vomiting, and the reappearance (and expanded role) of the transsexual (or at least transvestite) bar maid.
But despite its dazzling candy - coloured look and non-stop array of madcap high jinks, silly business and
gross - out moments (blue puke on the roller coaster, bird
poop on the sandwiches), Not Bummer Summer will have adult viewers drifting and noticing disturbing things like, hey, Aunt Opal doesn't remind the kids to put on their seatbelts before tearing up the neighbourhood like a maniac and flipping some kid
's bouncy castle into the middle of the street without stopping to see if he
's okay.
Miguel Arteta (Youth in Revolt, The Good Girl) directs this
R - rated comedy, which contains many adult comedy vets and a few sex and
poop jokes, but never goes for the all - out
gross - out moments you'd expect.
My friend Nikki Moustaki published this post on a topic of questionable taste for DogChannel.com: I Eat
Poop, Therefore I
Am (
Gross) I have three dogs, two youngsters, Pearl and Zoey, and a senior, Pepper.
Besides the
gross factor that plays a high role in this behavior problem,
poop eating can also
be quite dangerous.
Our
poop bags
are way less
gross than using your bare hands, and
are so simple to use, you may even start looking forward to cleaning up after your pet.
If nobody scooped their dog's
poop, can you imagine just how
gross that dog park would
be?
Getting hit by a
poop bag would
be way too
gross!
And this
is gross and I hate it but I have even caught him eating his
poop.
If you
were walking down the street and you saw dog
poop on the sidewalk, you would probably
be pretty
grossed out.
However, it
is made less
gross with the use of the best dog
poop bags.
Poo - poo, shoo - shoo, ca - ca, doo - doo, # 2, feces,
poop, stool... whatever «pet» name you give it, it
's still
gross!
But nothing
is more
gross than owning a dog who eats
poop!