He spent most of the West Coast swing
whining about the greens — unusual for a player who
rarely makes excuses and absurd for a native Californian who grew up on poa annua.
I am a sucker for a rainbow stripe, I
rarely go for a black dress, and I inevitably wind up
whining / wiggling my way out of writing
about certain people during our awards show wraps because I haaaate nude / neutral dresses.