Sentences with phrase «rather poke myself in the eye»

Since her adventures in 1996, online dating has become the best way to find love, certainly for anyone over the age of 25 with typical British social skills - that is, they'd rather poke themselves in the eye with a dirty stick than approach an attractive stranger on the train.

Because Roy Spencer would rather poke himself in the eye with a sharp stick than break one of the ten commandments.

Not exact matches

The sprinkling of humor sometimes keeps the movie grounded in its roots, but when it branches out it pokes you in the eye rather than enlightens.

But in my opinion, there should be room for both: the authors who want to get out there and run a business and handsell their books, and the authors who would rather poke out their eyes with sharp sticks.

Those little human hands reaching forward towards your dog to «give» something «good» (rather than reaching in to pull doggy hair and poke eyes) will help your dog learn to LOVE and respect the hand that feeds him.

There are loads of comedic references to other games, and the cheerful pixel art style and chirpy 8 - bit audio imbue it with a sense of nostalgia - this is a celebration of classic gaming rather than a bitter poke in the eye at more modern gaming.