Sentences with phrase «read as a joke»

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During an interview with Fox News, Mercedes Schlapp seemed eager to frame Wolf's jokes as disrespectful to women in general, and Fox underlined that theme with a chiron reading «So - Called Feminist Attacks Conservative Women.»

Taken together, they almost read like an early April Fool's joke, as in, «He can't be serious, can he?»

The founder used April Fool's as an opportunity to joke about the electric car maker's financial strain by tweeting a photo of himself with a cardboard sign that read «bankwupt!»

As you can guess by reading this, my post on April 1st was a joke.

A couple years ago, as I was reading through Scripture, I began to notice that there were numerous jokes, allusions, and euphemisms all over Scripture for the male sexual organ.

I hear «heresy» used in a joking manner more than a serious one, as most younger Christians have been so inundated by the word to refer to any deviation from «traditional» (read: conservative) Christianity that they are inoculated from the possibility that heresy is a real and dangerous thing to avoid.

By far the best article I have ever read on this site, there was no bias or empty statements, just cold hard facts, the writer even respected wengers budget but still pointed to where he should've improved, there are no excuses, what you read is literrally all u get with arsene, if you gave him a budget of 9m or 1 billion, he will ALWAYS take the risk cause he doesn't give a fk about the consequences as if he was a teenager raging through puberty, his stubborn is absolutely pathetic, can you believe he turned down signing a keeper when almunia was shocking, can you believe he didn't sign a CB when squillaci was awful, can you believe that he REFUSED to sign a CDM for almost 8 years, CAN you believe on one of the most important transfer windows of arsenals history, arsene decided to go host charity matches in rome, that's right instead of trying hard for the fans that have respected him and pay him one of the highest managerial wages in the world, he decided to do what he pleased as usual, cause he doesn't answer to anyone, nor does he giving a flying fk, gazidis a man i thought was also a crook went and did arsene's job for him and at least got us a striker (which cost us the title in january last season) and arsene foolishly proclaims that «if i was here we wouldn't of signed danny» meaning we wouldn't of had ANY recognised cf till giroud recovered, arsene wenger is a joke of the highest order, lack of respect, lack of shame and lack order, i despise him

Must be a joke; should be ashamed to even mention this game again... I need a good drink after what i read and shut my computer... Someone said we should not complain as Chelsea flopped 2 years ago... So, yeah, we should as well and accuse referrees... I'm out guys... The season is over, what we fighting for, 6 to 12 place... Liverpool can't finish behind us, we have no consistency nor game, just pass the ball like academy 6 year old do, passing the ball... Instead to put the damn ball behind the net, contrrol the ball and never score means no control of the game nor the ball, it should be behind frekin net...

I agree tho many fans who cant read games like those who played it a long time (no offence) but reading a game is half the battle and as someone who played for 25 years tho not the best teams or leagues i still know what its about and have watched 30 years now of ball on tv i can say we are a disgrace at the back how many stray passes Xhaca alone made is a joke i can only hope something changes cause we need it i love us dominating teams but when we got 70 % possesion and only 1 shot on target its a joke.sry lad s but enoughs enough Wenger had his day its over now time to move on...................

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By the by I read this as the innocent venting joke.

The joke was that wine and sympathetic hugs would be on offer as... [Continue reading]

My younger one is a bit of an enigma, but maybe was partially due to being a bit of an introvert so loves the imaginary world of books, and maybe partially due to neglect parenting — we weren't reading to her nearly as much as her sisters, so she had to figure it out on her own (joking — kind of — we obviously don't neglect her, reading just took a backseat, but hey it all worked out in the wash so am not sweating it).

In today's high court appeal judgement, Lord Chief Justice Lord Judge, Mr Justice Owen and Mr Justice Griffith Williams said: «If the person or persons who receive or read it, brush it aside as a silly joke, or a joke in bad taste, or empty bombastic or ridiculous banter, then it would be a contradiction in terms to describe it as a message of a menacing character.»

Having said that, my favourite joke I can remember was something Ged Parsons came up with about Zinedine Zidane as a kid, suffering the daily humiliation of hanging around for school dinners as the names were read out alphabetically.

Rennie: No Steve, once again it's time for me to go through what have to be, [as] sure any number of readers every single year [may think], which is that they will read some articles and they will say, «Was this some kind of elaborate April Fools» joke?»

As I read up on the symptoms — flu - like illness, headache, red eyes — I half - joked to my editor that I might be a victim myself.

loving, kind, caring, fun, one woman man, love kids and family, jokes, easy to get along with, love music, movies, reading, travelling, and above all lord the Lord as my saviour.

These are all fine and good when you're joking with your friends, but a total stranger will read it as one thing: HIGH MAINTENANCE.

I actually as a joke should have just had him read the lunch menu in one scene just to sort of see,» Abrams told MTV News.

Sometimes, journalists or talk show hosts will make actors read these stories out loud, as a «funny» joke.

While the film contains some jokes, it's not much for comedy; the casting of the likes of Chris O'Dowd (Cuban Fury) and Dylan Moran (Good Vibrations) reads as more of a distraction than an attraction, particularly given O'Dowd's dead eyed approach to the material and Moran trying to engage with a register that doesn't suit him in the slightest.

As for Snow, she joked that she was already trying to improvise at the table read.

It's difficult not to watch an interview like that and not be reminded of that Sherlock incident from a couple years ago, wherein co-stars Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman were talked into reading slash fanfic on stage — and then, of course, there's all the stories you hear about celebrities being presented with graphic fanart of themselves to sign at autograph tables (something usually intended as a joke).

In my spare time I enjoy snuggling with our 2.5 Golden Retrievers (one is half Golden / half Bassett Hound, and yes, she's as cute as she sounds), spending time with family and friends, watching all genres of movies, laughing at inappropriate jokes during Taco Tuesday, yelling at the TV during college football, reading with a glass of wine, and most recently, traveling and visiting breweries that are popping up all over the southeast.

He told a rueful joke about complaining to his publisher once, «You don't even know who reads my books,» as Amazon tracks its customers, only to be told, «But other publishers don't know that, either,» as if that excused data - ignorance.

He jokes that the late writer's collection of essays «will make you look super smart» on a train or plane, as you'll appear to be reading about physics, even when you're reading about tennis.

Maybe you don't want to devise an elaborate hoax for April Fools» Day (see: Google as «Topeka»), but there is another way to get in the spirit of practical jokes — reading, of course!

What you'll read in this post is my conjecture based on several years of tracking one topic, first as a joke about Apple «fan - boys,» then out of geekish curiosity and now, with legitimate, business - related interest.

I found myself feeling very much at home as I read Sefi Atta's descriptions of adult sibling dynamics — the familiar ways that sisters and brothers, no matter how old they are and how far away they live from one another, fall back into their childhood taunts and jokes and tensions when they go back home.

Never mind the fact that Kindle 2's voice has been described as sounding «oddly norwegian» or that Jeff Bezos recently joked with John Stewart that the read aloud feature sounds «a little freaky.»

Seriously, this isn't a joke as Motorola updated the Cliq 2 forum on their Community website indicating they are looking for 1000 customers to «test and provide feedback on the Gingerbread software upgrade for the Motorola Cliq 2, before... [read full article]

I believe I have read that indies are less likely to use DRM than Big 5 / trad pubs as a means of protecting IP and preventing piracy (which is a joke).

Some jokes just go too far.What started out as an online gag for the Truman Cafe in Melbourne, Australia, has garnered international attention and even... Read More

I actually thought this was an April Fools joke as the website I read it on posted 1st of April haha, looks sick though.

It's a quick but fun read, with the developers joking around as they recount the making of Wario and the challenges of breaking conventions to create a «different» kind of Mario game.

If however you like to read more into a joke and don't understand some of the goofiness on display, then this may not necessarily appeal to you quite as much.

Jokes such as, «I think Moby is on the N train rn but you just can't go... read more... «Quick study: Greg Allen's @TheRealHennessy tweet paintings, MESS, working conditions, more»

As with her iconic «Jokes» (1985 - 8) and later «Playboys» (1991 - 3) series, this work pairs image and text in ways that complicate and transform an initial reading of the work, sending these explicitly pornographic scenes into a discourse around pop - psychology, feminism, obscenity, politics, humor, etc..

The reference to background music in the 1962 work could be read as an appealing joke about the decorative prettiness sometimes risked by colourful abstraction, and about what's in the background of so many Ryman works, deepening and complicating his apparent whites, drawing the eye to something beyond them.

Placed obtrusively upon the canvases» streaky, tonal backgrounds, his flatly painted anthropomorphic forms like a smiling face or skull often read as visual jokes - bright and somewhat laughable.

If you want to express an opinion that would not immediately be viewed by everybody reading it as completely worthless, you could try to defend your position by providing links to credible sources that support the argument that the scientific journal you disparage is in fact a «joke», by providing lines of evidence for your assertion.

Alas, Jerry Pournelle is a huge bore with nothing new to say (that is an inside joke as well to anyone who read his opinion columns).

I am serious!l), President (I read many books on the Presidents as a child), tree surgeon (I always thought that job title sounded funny, but nobody laughed when I joked about wanting to be one) professional pool player (that's billiards, meaning 8 ball or 9 ball.

Yet, the experiment explores what is for me a truly important matter, that of annotation and recall: as Gemmell jokes in his talk, there's no point in having a «write once, read never» system.

With no facial cues or vocal tones, enthusiasm becomes sarcasm, jokes are read as cruelty.

As many of you know, I'm pretty new to Microsoft but I love finding those who have been here for much longer and listening to their jokes and There is a cool culture that surrounds living and working in the... Read more

Cortana should be able to read text messages out loud for you, tell jokes, sing, or give verbal prompts as expected.

All jokes aside, it's an interested read (link below), with Samsung detailing the current position with wireless charging, as well as the advancements over the past few years, from Tesla in 1891 (that's Nikoli Tesla, inventor of inductive charging, not Musk's automobile), up to the current convergence of standards.

Those jokes are as dead as Right Said Fred's career, and while we'll refrain from repeating a quip you've heard a thousand times, we can't hold our tongues when, without a strong resume, your career could go the way of every dated fashion icon and -LSB-...] Continue Reading →