WHEREAS Skeeter Jones, good and gentle Labrador, attended faithfully with Ms. Amy Jones all prescribed Baylor Law School classes, dog - day in and dog - day
out, until completion; WHEREAS he showed uncommon bravery in yawning loudly in abject dog -
boredom during a certain lecture
of Professor Jeremy Counseller, caring but little for the intricacies
of removal and remand; WHEREAS he successfully begged for donuts from Professor David Guinn, having been unfairly tempted by the hi - jinks
of the latter; WHEREAS Good Dog Skeeter completed the Practice Court program without being called upon once or
reading nary a case, all knowing that a snarl would rebuff any such intrusion; WHEREAS he is now an older, wiser and even a bit fatter dog; WHEREAS those who survive Baylor Law School are entitled to all barking rights, entitlements and appurtenances thereto; THEREFORE, BE IT HEREBY DECREED that Baylor University School
of Law confers upon Skeeter the Labrador this