(My nephew's dad also recalled my Cosmopolitan years when I asked him to wear a blindfold for a story about feeling fake and
real women's
boobs to see if he could tell the difference — my sister kiboshed it — and the time I asked him to pose for a 50 naked
men story... He was give permission to do that one and appeared in a national magazine holding a Vegemite jar in front of his privates...)