(Proper rainboots are great for your
regular commute, but if you're going to have limited options for changing
shoes once you arrive, you may want to read our
old advice on how to interview in a snowstorm.)
The
regulars here are bigoted
old curmudgeon Walter, skeletal anti-Semitic zealot Achmed the Dead Terrorist, drunk stupid redneck Bubba J, black manager / pimp Sweet Daddy Dee, and boisterous one -
shoed furry lavender creature Peanut.
• Nespresso Coffee makers complete with Decaffeinato Internso, Ristretto and Arpeggio coffee capsules • Mouthwash, large soap bar, bath salts and Loofah pads • LCD Television — 46» • Cable TV connection with pay - per - view channel • Fairmont channel and Safety channel • Telephone on nightstand with should be multi functional with pre-set buttons and message light capabilities • Fairmont mattress and bed ensemble • Feather duvet • 4 sleeping pillows • Environmental Sheet Exchange Card • Duvet Cover • Bed Service tray placed on the bed with Fairmont magazine, In Room Dining Menu, Laundry Service, Remote Control, Breakfast Doorknob Menu • In Room magazines for guestrooms must be of high quality • Full - length mirror • Manual Alarm clock • Refreshment Center or small refrigerator • Refreshment Center equipment (2
old fashioned water glasses, 2 wine glasses, 8 hotel - branded cocktail napkins, 1 hotel - branded corkscrew, 1 hotel - branded bottle opener, 2 Fairmont branded styrene stir sticks, ice bucket with ice tongs and paper liner) • Tea coffee making facilities (including 1 tray, 2 coffee mugs, 1 pouch of
regular coffee, 1 pouch of decaffeinated coffee, 2 stir spoons, assortment of Fairmont teas, sugar and sweetener, signage indicating creamers and milkettes available in the Refreshment Center complimentary) • Cordless Telephone, multi-functional with pre-set buttons and message light capabilities • Desk lamp • Hangers — 8 wooden hangers and 2 with skirt • Iron and ironing board • Luggage rack • In - Room safe •
Shoe shine basket