Sentences with phrase «ride on a deer»

In one early, you ride on a deer, running through the forest and evading obstacles, until the threat of an impending giant causes the poor creature to perpetually crap itself in fear, propelling you forward with the force of diarrhea.

Not exact matches

# 7: I used to live on a ranch where all I did was ride horses, chase deer, and eat freshly picked figs straight off the tree.
In snowstorms, at night, on two - lane highways marked with deer crossing signs and shrouded in fog, these were both rides and rites of passage.
However, he was never aggressive towards the deer he followed or rode on.
This A6 looks great, rides wonderfully, and accelerates like a deer on amphetamines.
In addition to playing in water, my hobbies include; chasing birds, car rides, frolicking in tall grass, barking at deer, and chewing on my toys next to the fireplace.
According to the Florida Highway Patrol, the Chiefland man was riding his 2003 Harley - Davidson motorcycle northbound at 7 p.m. on US Highway 19 just before West Bentbow Path, when a deer jumped into his path.
Everyday I have the opportunity to see deer, alligators, raccoons, wild hogs, turkeys, sand hill cranes, opossum and much more on my morning bike rides.
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