Because Thus saith Obama: «If you drill for oil I will make sure you will obey me so much, that you won; t want to or be able to, oh but if you have a spill and your an American it's your fault not mine.
So saith Ozbama, the Great and Powerful, to an idealistic young Dorothy, a bright - eyed millennial Obama Girl wondering how she can ever get back to the land of expected economic American normality all her sweet elders told her about.