Sentences with phrase «same jokes about»

It's just sad that they have him making the same jokes about not understanding things.

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JWW, the same verse you joke about, is from the apostle that knew Jesus, saw heaven, and knew who God is.

I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»

Back in 2013, I joked that Greg Boyd stole my book, but then about a year later, as I heard more about his book project, I realized that Greg Boyd and I were not quite saying the same thing after all...

Same goes for Daniel Tosh, who is a funny guy and all, but who probably should avoid making jokes about rape.

Anytime i make a smoothie, my husband jokes that I'm eating ice cream for breakfast I know he'd say the same thing about this oatmeal!

We started dating shortly after, and that same, wonderful guy — my now husband, and love of my life — and I will be celebrating our fourth Valentine's Day together this year (and still joke about that bumbling, neglectful florist...).

My family jokes about the same thing!

It's a tired joke, but at the same time it does make me pause and think about the people suffering in our world.

Besides several teams who have questions surrounding one or possibly two players, there is no squad that has so many issues heading into the final week of the transfer window... even Monaco, who have lost numerous players from their starting 11 have less controversy swirling in and around their club and they have champion's league play to contend with this season... just think of how ridiculous this situation is especially considering that we have had the same manager for over 20 years... no team should be better organized than ours... if nothing else, that should be the one advantage this team holds over all others, yet the exact opposite has occurred... this fact is even more disturbing considering the main argument against removing Wenger from his managerial position was that there was no suitable replacement and that people feared some sort of perceived drop - off if a new manager was brought into the mix... based on what we've witnessed since the time of his contract renewal a monkey with a magic eight ball could have done an adequate job... I hate to make jokes, in light of our current dilemma, but this team is so screwed up if I don't laugh about it, the only plausible response is to either cry or do something incredibly destructive... just look around this squad and try to see what our delusional manager sees that allow him to make such positive statements about our current team

It made me embarrassed to support the same club as them, they asked the same question over and over... Yet they moan at a manager for making a mistake over and over... Comical, if they was spuds we would have been joking about that and poking fun at them.

they had at least one ligitamate goal, they are 17 pts ahead of us, they are better, giroud does not belong on the same pitch as kane, he has been a 5 yr joke, we always talk about getting a world class center forward, we never do, gabriel is a disaster in the box, lets face it, we are a 6th place team...

Ox I feel has just joked about too much and not focused enough on his football, I wouldn't be sad to see him leave and Szcz... He has had his chance and blew it, I would be happy to see him stay and prove me wrong but at the same time I wont shed a tear if we get rid of him.

Whenever Speed saw the gray - haired Law — both were the same age — on television, he would send him a message joking about his friend's gray hair.

Greedy Stan Kronke is only concerned with making money, and if Usmanov sells up then we are in it deep cos Wenger will continue to steal a living from the club as will that clown Walcott.We are also rans, there is no real desire to spend a penny more than necessary and every year Wenger fiddles around at the edges of the team but never really completes the job, I'm sick of watching the same game over and over, Wenger waving his arms about but doing the like for like subs on about 70 mins as usual while Bouldy sticks to his vow of silence, we are a joke among the top teams, and if Wenger signs a new deal then I may have to take a 2 year sabbatical cos I'm sick of the man and his bu # * ~ $ t press conferences,

NOT GOOD ENOUGH AND NOT WHAT WE WERE PROMISED, THEY ARE UNTRIED AND UNTESTED AT THIS LEVEL AND NEXT YEAR WILL BE MORE OF THE SAME, AT THE END OF WHICH YOU WILL BE TOLD TO GIVE TIME TO THE PLAYERS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW... ITS A SICK JOKE....

Still, you think she had something really controversial about, say same - sex marriage or the Middle East or ISIS or something of real substance, but the world reacted swiftly and snarkily and the 41 - year - old actress, who had a baby with boyfriend Ryan Gosling last September, had to tweet — hey, it was joke!

Me and my brother co slept allot as children once I was about 22 and he was 15 we would wake up in the morning and get in the same bed and cuddle and talk and joke.

In the same breath, Cuomo also took the president to task for joking to police in Suffolk County last week about roughly handling suspects in custody — a comment the Suffolk County Police Department distanced itself from a statement later that day.

In particular, many millennials have been taken aback by Chandler's mean - spirited jokes about his cross-dressing dad and Ross» attitude towards his ex-wife's same sex relationship.

Lyra is this a joke, Diane knows about education, she sends her kids to private school, s when It's pointed out that she's a hypocrite for knocking tories that have done the same, she defends herself by saying everyone else is a racist,

Zemsky handed the podium to Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who somewhat crossly joked about how Joe Biden had boxed Barack Obama into saying he supported same - sex marriage.

The same conversation shows Adam apparently making a joke about one of their alleged scams — pushing a real estate company into paying Adam a $ 20,000 title insurance commission for a transaction he wasn't involved with.

The system was improved by comparing results to the same comment evaluated by human researchers, and ultimately achieved an accuracy of about 90 percent in determining whether a comment was meant to be informative, a joke, a metaphor, ridicule, or fit other dimensions.

In one, patients listened to familiar and unfamiliar voices telling the same story they heard at baseline (a short joke about a man buying ice - cream and getting a pickle with it.)

While extolling the virtues of Tesla Motors at an event at Columbia University on August 26, U.S. Secretary of Energy Ernest Moniz joked about the riskiness of the government's now repaid $ 465 - million loan to the electric carmaker, noting that the loan was made in the same month that General Motors declared bankruptcy.

«Women are especially guilty of making jokes about how fat or how bad we look, but when we do that, we empower other women (or men) to do the same,» says Budig, founder of AIM TRUE.

As someone that has been living in sweaters for the past two weeks (single digit temperatures are no joke), it's hard to get excited about wearing the same bulky fabric day after day.

when I lived in southern California people used to joke about going to this town called Perris, pronounced the same way.

«When Ryan talked about doing this three years ago, before we actually got the ball rolling last year, I would joke with him saying, «Hey man, I would love to do this, but if you don't want me to do it with you, I defy you to find another guy who looks kind of like him, who's in the same age range, who's in your Rolodex of actors.

If you enjoy lots of vibrant conversation about most every subject, with lots of word games and some silly comparisons and small stores and jokes, then write to me,»cause I'm the same way.

Even if you don't support the same team, try and turn it into a bit of a joke and laugh about it.

The movie also relies on a lot of the same, tired genre clichés despite its attempts to shake up the formula, and it drags on for so long that it practically writes its own jokes about the title.

But on February 28, for one week, about 1,000 movie theaters around the country will screen a version of the movie that is both the same — same plot, same characters, derived from the same filming sessions — and completely different, featuring exactly 763 new jokes.

Note whether Keaton revisits his emotional Golden Globes tribute to his son, «Boyhood's» Patricia Arquette hits on the same single motherhood themes or «Whiplash's» J.K. Simmons jokes about wanting to hit Miles Teller again, all signs that these are stories we'll hear again on Oscar night.

Downey Jr shined as Tony Stark for the same reason, and» Ant - Man» is full of jokes for their own sake — like Michael Pena's chatterbox comic sidekick — as well as tongue in cheek nods about how frankly ridiculous an ant - sized superhero is.

Films that might have fit this putative strand included the charming but overlong Timeless Stories, co-written and directed by Vasilis Raisis (and winner of the Michael Cacoyannis Award for Best Greek Film), a story that follows a couple (played by different actors at different stages of the characters» lives) across the temporal loop of their will - they, won't - they relationship from childhood to middle age and back again — essentially Julio Medem - lite, or Looper rewritten by Richard Curtis; Michalis Giagkounidis's 4 Days, where the young antiheroine watches reruns of Friends, works in an underpatronized café, freaks out her hairy stalker by coming on to him, takes photographs and molests invalids as a means of staving off millennial ennui, and causes ripples in the temporal fold, but the film is as dead as she is, so you hardly notice; Bob Byington's Infinity Baby, which may be a «science - fiction comedy» about a company providing foster parents with infants who never grow up, but is essentially the same kind of lame, unambitious, conformist indie comedy that has characterized U.S. independent cinema for way too long — static, meticulously framed shots in pretentious black and white, amoral yet supposedly lovable characters played deadpan by the usual suspects (Kieran Culkin, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Kevin Corrigan), reciting apparently nihilistic but essentially soft - center dialogue, jangly indie music at the end, and a pretty good, if belated, Dick Cheney joke; and Petter Lennstrand's loveably lo - fi Up in the Sky, shown in the Youth Screen section, about a young girl abandoned by overworked parents at a sinister recycling plant, who is reluctantly adopted by a reconstituted family of misfits and marginalized (mostly puppets) who are secretly building a rocket — it's for anyone who has ever loved the Tintin moon adventures, books with resourceful heroines, narratives with oddball gangs, and the legendary episode of Angel where David Boreanaz turned into a Muppet.

The people who can't get enough of jokes about piercings, body fluids and awkward sexual encounters are legion but suffering Kumble and former «South Park» scriptwriter Nancy Pimental's attempts at them induces the same level of hilarity as watching a four - year - old wearing a potty as a helmet.

There are jokes about Hitchcock's weight and alcohol consumption; there's a moment where he praises his secretary / reader / girl Friday Peggy Robertson (Toni Collette) and she almost cries for his tenderness; and, for God's sake, there's a suggestion that Hitch had a spyhole drilled into Vera Miles's dressing room, diminishing Norman Bates's use of the same device's metaphoric value in Psycho as a camera indicting audience voyeurism while introducing into the ecosystem this vile oversimplification of Hitchcock's obsessions.

The joke that hit hardest was one about Mark Wahlberg: «Thank you to the producers for paying Niecy and I the same amount of money and Mark Wahlberg a million dollars,» Munn said, a nod to his pay controversy for «All the Money in the World» reshoots.

And yet when the jokes are as on point and painfully funny as they are here, it's tough to complain about feeling like this is more of the same.

Making fun of spousal abuse and poor people in the same bit would seem a new low, until the jokes about disabled people.

The movie's jokes include tweaks on films» prophecies about heroes (a wise character voiced by Morgan Freeman ends a prophecy with «All this is true because it rhymes») and villains having paper - thin disguises (represented in «Lego» by the fact that the characters in the film apparently can't connect that Lord Business and President Business are the same person).

It's funny, but in the same way that joke about the uncle who walks into the woods with his nephew at sunset is funny; we laugh, and we get why we laugh, but everything about the humour is painfully uncomfortable.

Jost scored groans from a joke about Trump's advice to accused pedophile Moore to «Go get»em» being the same as what Moore says to psych himself up to enter a Hot Topic.

Also, some of the same old tired in - jokes and stereotypes about Hollywood abound.

No amount of fourth wall - breaking or self - referential jokes about all the stupid stuff videogames ask players to do can mask the fact that the devs have created a campaign where roughly 20 hours will be spent doing the same stupid things over and over again.

Well, Lenny's wife Roxanne (Salma Hayek), who even Lenny admits in the movie's single and genuinely clever joke is too beautiful for him, is over-emotional (the movie's opinion of her) because she wants to have another kid, so it does aim one sexist stereotype at one of its few major female characters (Speaking of sexism, can we talk about the MPAA ratings board's glaring double standard in pointing out that a movie's nudity is of the «male rear» variety, directly implying that there's something different — worse, more offensive — about the same of the female kind?).

That doesn't mean his character is a joke, but Graver is unconventional; lighthearted and serious at the same time, with an agenda that few know about.

Not one of us work in the same school, and only a couple of us even live in the same state, yet our conversation flowed easily from topic to topic, from professional issues to jokes to remarks about absent colleagues, some of whom we may never have met in person.