Sentences with word «sanctimommy»

There are lots of lessons here for sanctimommy wannabees.

Lesson 1: Always lead with a question that equates violation of sanctimommy principles with killing someone.

Robin is the classic sanctimommy who thinks the world should revolve around her child's needs... or else.

This is a beautiful alternative to the Mommy Wars and sanctimommy judgment most of us have endured.

The best part about sanctimommies like Gisele is that they are always ready to share their wisdom with the rest of us.

Many sanctimommies look down upon those of us who use pacifiers, but sometimes a dummy is the only thing that will soothe your baby and save your sanity.

Many sanctimommies look down upon those of us who use pacifiers, but sometimes a dummy is the only thing that will soothe your baby...

My personal observation on the behavior of sanctimommies in their natural habitat is that they tend to suffer from overwhelmingly from ostentatious «sadness».

Instead, you decided to carry on and turn your list into a how - to guide for sanctimommies everywhere.

Otherwise, don't be surprised when sanctimommies at Starbucks call you out.

• The type - A working mom who totally dismissed me because I told her that I currently worked part - time from home... and the stay - at - home sanctimommy who whispered to me how she thought that the kids of working moms weren't as well behaved as those of stay - at - home moms.

But breastfeeding while driving appears to be a protected sanctimommy activity, so you can't criticize that.

If you're going for the guilt, and lactivist sanctimommies are always going for the guilt, it's best to compare other mothers» behavior to a heinous crime.

You're a stupid sanctimommy.

Here, straight from the land of rampant crib bumpers, are ten stock photos that would reduce sanctimommies and the American Academy of Pediatrics to tears:

I'm sure there are sanctimommies out there who insist that they only ever gaze into their baby's eyes while breastfeeding, but on the list of things that make breastfeeding easier, we all know that phones are at the top.

Despite her apparent self assurance, sanctimommy needs constant validation and she intends to get it from you.

Specifically, she knows what foods they should eat, what toys they should be allowed to play with; heck, sanctimommy even knows how you should have given birth.

Sanctimommies deal with uncertainty by pretending that it doesn't exist.

Your parenting choices serve as the perfect foil for sanctimommy since she can criticize them and you.

The classic sanctimommy lament is:

It might just make you an insufferable sanctimommy, but your children probably won't care.

«I didn't have time to run to the store and didn't think it was a big deal,» the mom wrote in the post, which was screengrabbed and shared by the Facebook group Sanctimommy.

The best part about sanctimommy is that she is always ready to share her wisdom with the rest of us.

And if this story is true, what the hell is wrong with these sanctimommies who sat there snapping photos and videotaping the incident?

Seriously, nothing brings out the sanctimommies and judgey hoards like a car seat photo.

James says that the sanctimommies on Facebook didn't care for his excuses (someone actually messaged him to tell him he was literally killing his kids, which... calm down).

Of all the various arbitrary and stereotypical «mom types» out there, from crunchy moms to sanctimommies, Halloween moms are my absolute favorite.

But even though I do believe that the «breast is best» message is harmful, I don't fault breastfeeding advocates and lactation consultants and sanctimommies for perpetuating it.

(OK, maybe I do blame the sanctimommies a little bit.)

According to the Sanctimommy author, the adrenal glands apparently just have an «on» or «off» switch, which is triggered by the depth and rate of breathing.

You know what I'm bugged about — the intrusion into other women's lives and more specifically the reduction of women to reproductive beings alone - the republicans have nothing on the sanctimommies: they not only want in your panties, they want in your bra and in your mind too.

I work in a lab, so it must have been the scary chemicals that sanctimommies can't pronounce that caused their embryo to split.

Wow, these sanctimommies (all just pawns of Big Garlic, Big Kale and Big Organic Wrap!!!)

... so now we're BREATHING WRONG??? The sanctimommies are starting to sound like my ex-husband.

You see, a sanctimommy's work is never done.

No sooner did I finish yesterday's satire on the Sanctimommy Olympics, joking that a gold medal performance in birth does not require the baby to survive, then someone sent me a link to this thread on Baby Center, posted on 8/3/12:

The whole mentality of the sanctimommies has no ground — formula will not make your babies sick (mine have yet to get sick, actually).

Contrary to what the media, posters at your doctor's office, and sanctimommies on Facebook say, you can not simplify or boil down the right way to feed your baby into the three word phrase, «Breast is best.»

Don't Call Me a «Sanctimommy:» The Latest Salvo in the Mommy Food Wars So, a writer named Jenny Splitter wrote in Salon that a mother is a «sanctimommy» if she's overly worried about feeding her children GMOs, conventionally grown foods or sugar, and I disagreed.

And when we do need to settle food issues in the political sphere, derisive terms like «sanctimommy» do nothing but poison the debate.

Fundamentally, Sanctimommy can not abide uncertainty, and if there ever was it job fraught with uncertainty it is motherhood.

How is throwing around incendiary and patronizing terms like «sanctimommy» and «professional alarmist» any better than accusing another mom of «poisoning» her kids?

Sanctimommy is quick to take offense.