Kristen Stewart is the human damsel Bella Swann who is uncommonly, instinctively, irrationally attracted to the brooding Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), a pale, aloof high
school dreamboat in a reclusive vampire family that has vowed to live in harmony with humans in an overcast, verdant American Eden in the rural Pacific Northwest.
Every
school has one; that perfectly coiffed
dreamboat, yawning in maths lessons, loitering outside the
school gates with a casual cigarette, coming up with fabulously dry excuses for forgetting their homework that have the whole class guffawing — did you ever actually have an extended conversation with that person?