Sentences with phrase «second joke on»

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Today Facebook doesn't turn on its auto tagging features in countries like Canada and the EU because of privacy concerns, and there's a certain creep factor in having a computer second guess your photo - sharing choices or having software trying to parse your jokes to try to understand what you find funny.

Ahead of his second day of testimony on the Hill, @Recode's @KaraSwisher says day one for Zuckerberg before a Senate panel was like getting «hit by soft, soft, soft, very nice cashmere pillows... the Senators were a joke» pic.twitter.com / 1xCHZXSOFb

Are you joking???? Yeah, the language was worse on the second, but honestly, that's almost a 50/50 split between sides and who's talking to who.

In the second segment, the protagonist, Charles Ryder, muses on what he had once been taught about Christianity in terms that took me back to that joke, and to Rowan Williams «sitting and breathing in the presence of the question mark» while «waiting on the truth:»

One is left with the weird impression that quantum particles are playing practical jokes on quantum physicists, like a cabin full of second grade campers short - sheeting their counselor's bed.

After a few seconds, he burst into laughter and told us that the looks on our faces were priceless and that he was just joking.

Spurrier and [former QB Stephen] Garcia joked about the fact that Garcia was making on his second spring game appearance with the Gamecocks.

The two - time Open winner jokes that he believes he can win on weeks when he's not even playing, so it's hardly a shock that the 45 - year - old from Ireland, who would be the second - oldest Open winner (Old Tom Morris triumphed at age 46 in 1867), envisions himself sipping from his third Claret Jug.

I «m only joking but, reading the comments it seems to me that many fans are so captivated by the word «pace «they expect even the goalkeeper to split the hundred metres in under eleven seconds with a bag of coal on his back.

Although she was disappointed to clear only 11.11 m in the final, her ninth place was a three place improvement on last year and the second year medic joked that if she improves by the same number of positions in her potential four years left at Oxford, by her fifth year she will be standing on top of the podium!

The second penalty decision was a joke, but I do wonder what Rosicky was doing placing two hands on an opposition player in the his own penalty area.

Dear Abby: Your recent letters about people during World War II who betrayed themselves by customs and mannerisms reminded me of a joke that made the rounds during that time: If military guards were on duty and a stranger approached, the guards would ask him to prove he was an American by singing the second verse of «The Star - Spangled Banner.»

And as I mom shame myself from the past about the present and incur the mom guilt that follows, another thought dawns on me: as a second - time mom, with all the benefit of my great wisdom (that's a joke, by the way), I also judge first - time mom me.

«We were just joking in our office that everyone on the second floor should resign and become a volunteer paid by the campaign, because we don't know of any laws that prohibit volunteers from acting on behalf of an elected official,» said John Kaehny, executive director of good government group Reinvent Albany.

Speaking to showbizpunch.com in an exclusive interview, Bismark The Joke noted that his second single which is a Party song would be released on November 1,2017.

The first activist then jokes that he or she is «gonna run some medical experiments on them» before the second adds: «We could use them as substitutes for animals when testing.»

Joking about Arsenal just seconds before going on air.

These microaggressions included four instances of sexual objectification, 26 instances of treating females as second - class citizens, 44 instances of racist or sexist language or jokes, 61 instances of restrictive gender roles, and 30 instances of focusing on the athletes» physical body types and shapes.

How did a Chinese immigrant who once studied neurotransmitters in fruit flies wind up on stage telling jokes at the expense of the second - highest ranking U.S. official?

The second BBC - sponsored prank on this list, the 1965 Smell - O - Vision hoax proved to be more an experiment in perception and suggestion than a joke.

In fact The Enigma even joked about pretending to be different first dates for me, including a guy called «Bernard» who he did a rather amusing impression of on our second date.

On the second outing he jumped into the sex jokes.

I search my second half;) My sence of humour is open - ended, I like joke for any subject, but it depends on moment. . .

The second is the comic chemistry of a superbly picked cast who bring everyone in on the joke.

It would work if the humor did but its reliance on gross - out comedy and urination jokes grows dull seconds after the film begins.

Essentially variations on one joke, a spoof of»60s spy movies, the»60s themselves and, by extension, the»90s, the series began to run out of steam mid-way through this second installment but it certainly has its charms, notably the opening musical sequence.

Cedric the Entertainer is also around to provide second - banana back - up jokes; given the amount of heavy - hitting comic talent on display here, this may be the one sitcom this season that we love so much we wan na take it out back and get it pregnant.

Loath as I am to admit it, the off - putting conservatism of Apatow's Knocked Up, The 40 Year Old Virgin, and Superbad buys them staying power; I've now seen Walk Hard's theatrical cut once and the Director's Cut twice (the second time with commentary activated), and the jokes keep all but evaporating on contact.

Perhaps in part it's because Death Proof has the curse of second billing, but Tarantino isn't as in on the joke as Rodriguez.

While in the final cut this scene was drastically reduced to mere seconds as part of a montage (which just worked in benefit of Ferrell's character), it was a great way of realizing about the amount of improvisation that was going on in the set, as the cast and the director changed lines, added jokes (there was one involving Steve Irwin) and even visual gags (i.e. Ferrell imitating the manta rays).

Granted, Cruz doesn't get it as bad as Strong (two words: elephant penis), but this is her second terrible comedy in as many months following «Zoolander 2,» and although «The Brothers Grimsby» at least tries to tell jokes instead of relying on cheap cameos, it still isn't funny.

Ever since Toy Story most of these flicks rely on the idea that more is more — plenty of characters, and plenty of jokes, at least one every 90 seconds.

It gets even more squirmy in the second series as Brent melts down in envy and anxiety when a former fellow manager (Patrick Baladi) becomes his boss and proves to be both more effective and popular and Brent offends just about everyone in the newly expanded office and alarms his corporate superiors with tasteless jokes and the scariest dance unleashed on television.

Minami - san at first thought the offer of working on Metal Gear Rising was a joke, and Hideo Kojima said they «asked a second time one year later.»

That's where the film's corny story comes into play, both brothers were raised their entire life thinking that their father passed away from colon cancer (dumb joke on that coming in a second).

6:15 p.m. — 7:15 p.m.: AMERICAN VANDAL Netflix's American Vandal stars Jimmy Tatro and Tyler Alvarez, co-creators Dan Perrault and Tony Yacenda, and showrunner Dan Lagana stop by Vulture Festival to school us on dick jokes and discuss their hit show (that has just been renewed for a second season).

The first commentary features only Wright and Simon Pegg in a discussion that mainly focuses on the production aspects of the film, while the second commentary leaves a lot more room for joking around between the film's five main characters.

The funniest jokes and charm, however, are dependant on knowing that this really isn't Reynolds's second time playing Deadpool, it's his third, but we don't talk about X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

On second thought, the single best film from the Bromance Era, for both dick jokes and genuine pathos, is 2007's Superbad, which brings us back to Seth Rogen, as actor, coscreenwriter (alongside Evan Goldberg), and thus coarchitect of the «Jonah Hill can't stop drawing dicks» scene, which nowadays has a whole lot to answer for.

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Despite being essentially a big joke, Mighty Gunvolt is an enjoyable romp and features a «combo gain» system that increases the player's offensive based on constant action - destroying enemies or picking up items will increase your offense, but taking more than 10 seconds between actions will set it back to normal.

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As a new Tate exhibition will show, Picasso had been a prime influence on more radical British artists since the first showing of his work here in 1910, but if he was known to the wider public before the second world war, it was often as the butt of cartoonists» jokes.

So on second thought, I was wrong when I said that the joke was on the G.O.P.; actually, the joke is on the human race.

It's called Life Clock, and it's much more than a joke or novelty that just counts down seconds arbitrarily, it actually estimates and updates the time based on your health data.

Sure, Chandler is immature and sarcastic (more on sarcasm in the second post), but his jokes let you know that he's intelligent and always paying attention.

There is a joke about parenthood that illustrates this: When the first baby drops her pacifier on the ground, the parents sterilize it before giving it back; with the second baby, the pacifier gets wiped off; and with number three, it just gets popped back into his mouth.