The central
plot revolves around the agenda of Desperado Enforcement, a
seemingly evil private military company obsessed with reigniting worldwide conflict after the events of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots.
Alas, there's a
plot (something about the kidnapping of two elephants, one of which is turned into a gaudy tchotcke in an
evil dragon lady's den of inequity), too, told through a lot of howlingly incompetent narrative chunks you could
seemingly rearrange in any order with no tangible disruption of sense.