Pharmacists, holders of the Fifth Best Job in America (think about that for a second), «median» virtually the same as lawyers, but the latter don't have to wear
silly white lab coats pretending to look like scientists.
For some
silly reason every time I think about a scientist measuring cow farts I imagine a scientist in a
white lab coat sitting on a stool behind a cow and taking in a good whiff every time the cow farts and making notes upon a chart on a clipboard.