Sentences with phrase «sit on my lap»

One client told a woman she could sit on his lap if she wanted him to buy her products.

Every other Vine star has a female model sitting on his lap.

At $ 999, the Surface Laptop is, well, a regular laptop, making it better suited to sit on your lap.

Don't they already have that fat pedophile with the white beard and red suit that gets drunk and has children sit on his lap in smelly malls?

«The statue will also have a functional purpose as a chair where people of all ages may sit on the lap of Satan for inspiration and contemplation.»

Our daughter sat on my lap for the remainder of the meal, although neither of us was hungry anymore.

Carol, now in her 70s, alleged that Bishop Bell would take her into his study and sit her on his lap to read to her before touching her intimately and inciting her to touch his genitals.

We don't want to feel his breath on our cheek, we don't want to sit on his lap, and we don't want to rest our heads on his chest.»

One particular priest would arrive early and ask her to sit on his lap, before progressing to making her to perform a sex act on him or watch as he did so, the inquiry heard.

But I * won't * sit on my psychologist's chair, since Bob is already sitting on it and has decided that I'm REALLY taking a LOT of joy in declaring «Truth» (not his truth, therefore it's falsehood), and I wouldn't want to sit on his lap, because Freud is clearly already exasperated enough as it is.

This happens in our living room with kids running in and out of the room, sitting on laps, reading to themselves, participating, spacing out, etc. — Celebrating the annual feasts described in Leviticus 23.

I am a cat lover, and can't stand dogs unless they act like cats (small, sit on your lap, don't bark...).

I'll bet you let your kiddies sit on his lap.

One of the Navy Seals in our church raised his hand, so I brought him up, sat him on my lap, and got ready to spoon feed him baby food.

I had to shoot the little plate as it was sitting on my lap.

«He's got a Santa Claus — type personality: Comeon over and sit on my lap and let me tell you some good stories,» saysYankees general manager Brian Cashman.

«I was wearing my Speedo swim trunks and she was sitting on my lap,» Oldfield says.

she likes to sit on my lap and have me ready your blog to her like story time (i think it's the crappy pictures).

Afterwards I made him sit on my lap and talk about it.

She loves to sit on my lap in her old age and I love it except while I'm eating.

We've both tried the sit on your lap and over the shoulder techniques (laying over the lap is still a little scary) and we hit or miss on burping him without him spitting up but we are both worried about hurting him.

Sit her on your lap with her back resting against you and your hand holding her chest.

If my kids wanted to sit on my lap, it was fine.

You will basically talk about Mr. Potty the way you talk about Santa: Mr. Potty loves children and he wants them to sit on his lap, only Mr. Potty wants your child to give him presents, and that present is your kid's feces.

At one point my partner was sitting on a chair, I sat on his lap facing him.

Q: Can My Baby Sit on My Lap?

He wouldn't be going to mom and sitting on your lap.

BABYBJORN Baby Carrier One — Babies can sit on your lap and fly for free until they are 2 years old.

I then just have my kids sit on my lap while they get there shots.

Some sitting on laps, some sitting on floors — what a difference a few months make.

They're not going to come and sit on your lap, but they might sit in the car with you on a road trip and talk.

We explained that she needs to be gentle with Mommy's tummy when she sits on my lap.

We can let them sit on our laps.

Have the baby sit on your lap, lay on your chest, or lay on his / her belly over your lap.

What helped Sofia sit confidently was having her sit on my lap at mealtimes which encouraged her to sit without support.

Try letting your child sit on your lap during the shot and distract her with a toy, book, or song.

While the FAA does permit children under the age of 2 to sit on your lap during a flight, they strongly recommend that children be secured in a car seat that is installed on an aircraft seat to protect from injury during take - off, periods of in - flight turbulence, and landing.

Have your child sit on your lap; this cozy, comfy feeling will help create a loving atmosphere toward reading.

I have one mom right now who has an old (disconnected) keyboard placed in front of her active keyboard so her baby, sitting on her lap, can «type» along while she works.

As opposed to time - outs where the child is isolated for a few minutes, time - ins involve the child sitting on your lap for a mini holding time or cuddling session.

If you are breastfeeding and your baby is congested, it can help to allow him / her to nurse in an upright position... such as sitting on your lap facing you.

There, she said, she'd sit on his lap and they'd kiss.

He can do any of the following — look at his mobile, lie on his playmat, sit on my lap, or practice tummy time — for about FIVE minutes before he starts to whine.

If you encounter Santa, let your child know that they get to decide whether or not to sit on his lap and that they have a right to say refuse.

While playing with the toy and sitting on your lap, your child will be preoccupied and comfortable — making it easier for you, your baby, and your doctor.

If he doesn't want to lie down, see if he'll sit on your lap.

Kids who sit on his lap will find out he's soft and cuddly.

The only downside was that they didn't have any high chairs, so Oliver was sat on our laps for his meal.

The first few times you try to feed your baby, you should make sure he has a bib on (and not much else), sit him on your lap, and give it a go.

Thank goodness he's still at the stage where the first thing he wants to do when he gets up is sit on my lap and be hugged and kissed.