Sentences with phrase «smelling farts»

So, we can all have some sympathy for Harry Kane after Tottenham Hotspur shared this picture of their star striker looking miserable and liked he's just smelled a fart.

I suck your cock; no reciprocation I smell your farts You call me a faggot Anal penetration — no My face all over and in your ass crack — yes Pretty much anything goes as long as you are dominant

Normally CVTs cause me to make a face like someone who smelled a fart, but this one features shift paddles on the steering wheel that allow you to hold one of six preset ratios if, say, you're terrorizing an on - ramp in rural Connecticut.

The Nosulus Rift will allow players to actually smell the farts of characters in Ubisoft's upcoming game... a form of simulated flatulence, if you will... offering a brand - new level of questionable immersion.

The offical Nosulus Rift website informs us that those lucky enough to be visiting Gamescon in Cologne on the 17th - 21st August will be able to experience the device for themselves, and smell the farts of their in - game heroes.

Not exact matches

Can I sell you some swampland in the evergalades and a key to the wierdest farts you can ever smell or hear.

I bet his farts smell and he always stinks like old men

And that includes the idea that he was dirty, sweaty, smelled badly, farted, and went to the bathroom.

The fart inhaled by those who did nt believe, smelled of sulfate, and Was a killer fart!

Love tomatillo salsa — yours looks great, but you forgot the onion (Then it would really smell like the devil's farts) I'm curious, how does Tony know that??

I brought this to Tony to show him how green it was and he said «it smells like the devil's farts.»

We won a couple of games, all of a sudden Wenger's farts don't smell.

AV definitely seems like the type of guy who farts in a crowded elevator and then gets angry when people aren't holding their noses and complaining about the smell.

wenger is a deluded old fart who leaves a terrible smell and bad taste around arsenal.

they smell like farts!

Smells great in the Monkey Farts scent and we get a good giggle in at the name.

I wash diapers in my machine every two days between regular washes of our clothing and I've never found poop on one of my T shirts or had a pair of jeans smell like farts.

«And it had to smell of real farts.»

Packing copious amounts of hydrogen sulfide — the chemical ingredient that gives farts their awful smell — this storm is not behaving as astronomers predicted, with the latest results...

Farting is natural and sometimes unavoidable, but with all that body fluids secretion, gyms aren't exactly meant to smell like lavender anyways.

I initially thought it was a rotten tooth that caused the bad breath, but, after I had extracted the tooth, it was still persistent, and, an X-ray showed I had sinusitis as well, but, when I burped, it smelt really foul showing it came from my esophagus; more ever, my faeces and farts smelt worse than they should... Please, I would like you to advice me on what to do, and, if the metronidazole prescprition is good, how to go about it.

Symptoms of Giardiasis include bloating, diarrhea, farting, unpleasant - smelling burps and bad breath.

Cover dry chickpeas with filtered water and soak for about 8 hours, more is fine but change the water as it will smell a little like farts.

Every second white bread actor in Hollywood is a director now — time to let a few ladies make fart - smelling movies, too.

«Go back to the beach, you smell like a patchouli fart,» growls Josh Brolin's flat - topped L.A. detective, Bigfoot Bjornsen, to our dazed hero, Doc (Joaquin Phoenix), an unlikely private eye but one you can't help rooting for.

«Go back to the beach, you smell like a patchouli fart.»

«Go back to the beach, you smell like a patchouli fart,» growls Josh Brolin's flat - topped LA detective, Bigfoot Bjornsen, to our dazed hero, Doc (Joaquin Phoenix), an unlikely private eye, but one you can't help rooting for.

Believe me, I know which one hasn't washed his balls, I can smell pissy gussets and shitty backsides whose faint stenches don't carry to your nose, farts smell extra bad.

Children's books that smell like farts.

There will be other smells, too (berries and bubblegum), but most importantly, there will be a book that smells like farts.

My new pup farts constantly, and it smells really bad!

The smell of fermenting food is what causes smelly farts.

GO HOME AND STAY THERE, YOU SMELL LIKE FARTS.

I smell a price drop, or just a wicked fart in my general direction.

With their track record, they could fart in a box and I would $ 5 to smell it.

Yet, these farts aren't as sweet smelling as you would think.

This game actually shares similar DNA with South Park: The Fractured but Whole, and by that I mean they both smell like farts.

From beginning to end, I think this game smells like rotten eggs, and with every fart - assisted jump, it would just get worse and worse.

Charlie can stack into a man that can let out a pungent fart into the air vents and force people out of the dinner with the horrible smell, he can distract the guard and sneak into the hall as an uninvited guest, or he can stack into an air vent repairman and sneak into the hall from the vents.

Ubisoft has released a video documenting their research and ingenuity in brazenly going where no developer has gone before: in - game farts you can actually smell.

Well, based upon this information I'd say the proper solution is to get Rajendra Pachauri, Chair of the IPCC, give him a lab coat, and let him sit behind cows for the next few years smelling cow farts and trying to ascertain their impact upon non-existent anthropogenic global warming.

I do have one general suggestion for James should he happen to read this: Change the picture on your blog, preferably to one were you are SMILING and don't look like you're smelling your own farts!!!

when you fart you don't smell it immediately, it takes a while, thats because when it leaves your tush all the molecules are bunched together.

Holding in a fart keeps in gasses that your body doesn't want to absorb, like nitrogen, and the result - either farting anyway, or (super gross) it escaping through your mouth - could smell even worse.

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And then I sniffed the air and wondered who the hell had farted, while desperately thinking «Please let it not be one of my children because that REALLY smells.»