Sentences with phrase «something a joke»

My grandma told me a joke about the boy who thought that NO was his name.

I love when my photographer tells me a joke in the middle of shooting Overall, this dress fit me perfectly, everywhere except the length!

Calling him a joke of a human being just fuels the fire and levels the field.

Online dating can give a good experience only if; you don't waste time in pretending to be someone else and make it a joke for you and others.

Call it a joke if you like, I don't care.

It'll do exactly what you want in the most efficient manner, but don't ask it to tell you a joke because it'll just search that for you.

I'm sorry, but I find it a joke.

Please spare me the jokes about how that's no surprise, given how dull everybody in the middle of the country can be.

I'm the girl my guy friends will call to tell me a joke just because they know I'll laugh.

When the midwife told me, in the hospital after giving birth, to simply wash my baby off under the tap, I thought she joking.

Are you joking???? Yeah, the language was worse on the second, but honestly, that's almost a 50/50 split between sides and who's talking to who.

I have somehow got onto this network that sends me jokes.

We all joke about doing something cool, wacky or different in the future but most of the time it never actually happens.

His attempts to sell his cheap books has made him a joke and nothing more.

He tries to tell her a joke which isn't funny so she reveals that she knows he gets his jokes from a friend.

Spare me the jokes that the reason why I like old movies is because I am an old man.

I no joke just ate an incredible pumpkin muffin (lower sugar mind) before writing this post to practice it before churning out some thoughts to you.

I called it a joke, and am sure most people said similar.

When I joked with Roland's owner that if this puppy manual did not work I could at least use it to hit him with, he said, «Nah, never hit a dog.»

We all know Verstappen's got a good sense of humour but it backfired slightly in Bahrain when he joked around with a Dutch TV presenter.

It's a bittersweet reality that we must face, even as we joke about not being able to wait until the kids are out of the house.

Hey - i can be a handful but i mean well and its all in good fun when I joke around or maybe have that odd slip of the tongue.

A friend of mine joked on Facebook today about becoming a gondolier in New York City.

As we joked at AIG domestic life companies back in the early 90s: «Oh, almighty actuary!

Like sometimes we joke around and we get a good pump and we say you have to admit that a good pump is better than coming.

For as Littlejohn points out, much of the sheer craziness that has happened has come after he joked about it in his own column.

They both laugh, so I joke about how fun that sounds.

Career: Although she jokes about only being in so many Coen brothers movies because she was sleeping with one of them, her precise attention to accent and expressions in Coen films made her one of America's most wanted character actors.

«It's an experience just to sit there and have someone tell you jokes all the time,» he says of the appeal of... Read

But don't get it twisted even though i joke around a lot I stay focused and am always trying to better myself.

Go to Alabama and you will see Blacks frequent businesses where they joke probably give money to the KKK.

She also did what we joked about being impossible and got a Canine Good Citizen title on the fuzzy beast.

«I live in a studio apartment and my son lives in a one - bedroom next door,» she said she jokes with friends.

We joke now that something has to be happening for me to finish a book: this latest book I just finished and turned in was completed while I was — and still am — in recovery from a major car accident haven't been able to sit or stand without pain and I have daily headaches and other health challenges.

I give you all to God but don't forget I have your naked pictures and if you joke with me I will finish you in Ghana», he revealed.

Now, at 72, he walks from his house to a Pirate game at Three Rivers Stadium accompanied by a crowd of black kids, whom he jokes around with and brings into his box.

A few weeks ago I joked on instagram about just posting ice cream recipes for the rest of the summer.

While I joke above about picking up a few of these stunning pieces, I'll be waiting for them to go on sale at Shopbop or Nordstrom.

We joke often about teachers must really love what they do, otherwise they would work toward something more financially stable (I can talk: my parents were both teachers and my husband is a teacher; we aren't exactly rolling in dough).

Before you joke around with your teen about negative features on other people's body, think about how that may impact your teen's body image moving forward.

A Garuda Indonesia passenger was removed from a Timika - Denpasar flight on Monday after a flight attendant heard him joke to another passenger that his heavy bag contained a bomb.

Of course I joke when I say we atheists owe Christian fundamentalists a debt of gratitutde because they still haven't learned to do much other than bicker with one another — more so than with others, actually.

After we joked over our equally poor weather, she attempted to connect to my system remotely but could not do so (likely because of our office firewall).

In fact we joke and say we can tell the time by their routine.

It's also very much worth noting that in the last movie Christian purchased the publishing house where Ana works, becoming, as they joke repeatedly, her «boss's boss's boss.»

Anyways, during the Ironman coverage, at one point Chuckie is standing on the road stuffing his face post-workout, and he jokes through mouthfuls, «The only thing that sucks about eating... is having to take the time to «breathe.»