Elsewhere, over at Yahoo Voices, Lisa Riggs explains how to make a semi-permanent office of
sorts out of cardboard boxes (think boxes as the desk and computer) and over at Parenthood 360, Kristen M. Anderson suggests setting up «a mini office for your toddler» complete with crayons and scrap pieces paper, to keep your little one occupied while you work.
We've had a massive
sort out and got rid
of all
of the clothes and shoes that we don't want anymore,
sorted out Sausage's burgeoning mound
of toys,
sorted out Husbands office which was in danger
of attracting hobos with the amount
of cardboard boxes that were piled up in there.
Some
of the extended bits that Fadem pulled off in that time: sitting down on a rubber stool, kicking a hole through a stage that would eventually collapse in full, slamming a weird
sort of metal gate / screen - door combination affixed to the building's wall, jumping into the East River and then reappearing inside
of a barrel
of vaseline that was treated to looked like toxic sludge, hurling himself into a pile
of cardboard boxes and then sounding the world's most pathetic airhorn, addressing the performance's one heckler with a drawn -
out gesture involving his middle finger, drinking a number
of glasses
of water in rapid succession before moving to a
sort of thick, clear liquid that he repeatedly spit up and attempted to drink again (I heard an audience member worry that this would trigger a series
of chain - reaction vomiting in the audience.