I told him that the baby comes out
a special hole between mommy's legs.
On the frame, there is
a special hole which allows to move and lock the height of the handles for performing dips.
Take your date to
that special hole - in - the - wall restaurant you reserve for these occasions and splash out on a fancy bottle of wine to share.
When he starts digging, cheerfully go outside and guide him to
the special hole you've prepared.
There is even a black box on the wall you can stick your hand into, just so you can poke your finger out of
a special hole, like a bird emerging from a cuckoo clock.
Since the main 1 / 2 - inch line is already in, we just needed three things (all of which are available at home improvement stores): 1 / 4 - inch tubing,
a special hole punch tool, and a emitter.