- slouch as much as you can - let your gut hang out and down, push it out if you can - bow your shoulders in, hunch your back over, and bow your knees in - stand directly
square to the
camera so you look as wide as possible - frown or look miserable - have a messy, unflattering hairdo - wear the most unflattering clothing you can find - make sure the clothes highlight every
bulge - don't flex or tighten up anything - make yourself feel as flabby as possible