This alcove housing a tall stack of bottle racks is far better than a floor -
standing drinks cabinet — mostly because, well, look how many bottles you can slot in between the floor and ceiling!
It means three Artists Formerly Known As
Cabinet Ministers (Nick Clegg, Nicky Morgan and David Miliband)
standing in a rice factory in Essex — a Tilda rice factory, in case you missed the huge banner, in a product placement more outstanding than the massive cups of Pepsi the US X Factor judges have to
drink from.