Later I fretted about looking like a massive slut (when it was really that I was writing a story on condoms for Cosmopolitan magazine and merely had the condoms to give to friends to test - drive)(honestly).
It was an unexpectedly romantic gesture considering he'd recently discovered a jiffy bag filled with a rainbow assortment of condoms in my flat (for a story I was writing on prophylactics for Cosmopolitan magazine, I swear)... but I digress...