Well, here we've got empty calories that will go
straight to your belly fat, and that are possibly even WORSE for you than plain
old refined
sugar (although that's up for debate, but semantics in the big picture).
Among the hilariously eccentric pieces of Baltimore white trash featured: a sweets - obsessed young girl named Little Chrissy (Lauren Hulsey), who guzzles Jolt cola and eats
sugar straight from the sack; her mother Joyce (Mary Kay Place), a thrift - shop owner who enjoys offering her fashion «expertise» to the homeless; Chrissy's
older sister Tina (Martha Plimpton), who works at a gay male strip bar known for «teabagging» (don't ask); and Chrissy's grandmother Memama (Jean Schertler), whose sacred statue of the Virgin Mary not - so - miraculously «speaks» (she makes the voice herself).