If you're
going to
go with
toilet paper, though, make sure it's the tough
stuff, not the flimsy one - ply deal you may find
in some public restrooms.
This week
in MMO crowdfunding, Star Citizen's Around the Verse focused on the game's stamina system, which touches on the character's needs and risks and notifications about them, including «getting drunk, needing to
go to the
toilet, all the little things that can affect the player temporarily, and then we can expand this to
go even to
stuff like long - term diseases, depressurization sickness, radiation sickness — all these things that won't be something the player can get rid of instantly.»
So Eli did the manly thing and
went and bought about a hundred bucks worth of tools, observed that the
toilet not only didn't flush down, but also needed a complete gut replacement,
went back to the hardware store, bought a complete set of innards, stopped by the bookstore to get a book on useful expletives for when nothing works and took the damn thing apart getting the blue
stuff all over himself and the floor, that book came
in useful, and we learned that contrary to rumor brass screws used
in toilets do corrode so you have to
go back to the hardware store and get WD - 40 and when that doesn't work you
go back yet again and get a nut cracker (nononono, not that kind).