But when I happen to
swear around my kid, I provide some coaching.
Not exact matches
Dancing
around the midsummer pole, making frog sounds, acting like our parents did when we were
kids (and we
swore that we would never do the same).
I
swear... Sometimes on here you get the feeling it's like being
around a bunch of
kids who got their ice - cream stolen.
No matter how many times we
swore (to ourselves and everyone
around us) that our
kids will be different, that our
kids will eat everything, the inevitable happened.
Each and every scenario which arises in this movie is carefully orchestrated to necessitate the use of curse words by one of our angel - faced wards, and whilst a cute
kid swearing or kicking off is always funny the first time
around, by the half - way point we forget we're in a cinema trying to enjoy a movie and begin to feel like we're sitting in a quiet restaurant being assaulted by that one child on a nearby table who just won't quit.
My favorite Christmas memory is when my
kids swore that they heard Santa jingling
around the house at night.