Sentences with phrase «talking donkeys»

But the ruler of this storybook kingdom is a perfectionist and gnomes, elves, and jive - talking donkeys who sounds like Eddie Murphy, just don» t fit in with the plan.

sure the bible sounds like a children's fairy tale with unicorns, dragons, satyrs and c.ockatrice in it, along with talking donkeys and talking snakes - but it's to be taken seriously!

LOL... looks like that lunatic Xenia took a large dose of these magic mushrooms... can't wait to hear her rant about the burning bush and talking donkeys.

Why Milennials are leaving the church: Because a 21st century education inscience leaves no logical room for: men made from mud, 6000 - yr - old planet, talking donkeys, talking snakes, talking shrubbery, insects that wear hats, water turning to blood, corpses returning from the grave, flying men (winged and not - winged), or prophecy.

there are talking donkeys and talking snakes in the bible.

their book has talking snakes and talking donkeys in it (like in Shrek!)

talking Donkeys?

Talking donkeys, burning bushes, walking on water... c'm on

because you don't like something that's in the bible, like talking donkeys and unicorns, doesn't mean it's not in there.

Its morally complex stories are rife with blockbuster - ready special effects like locust plagues, apocalyptic floods and talking donkeys.

I find it very difficult to take adults who believe in talking donkeys seriously.

Nothing we do is crazier than talking donkeys, boats full of animals surviving floods covering the entire planet, people living for 900 + years, etc etc etc that you believe and read in your bible (assuming your not agnostic).

Talking donkeys.

God created Adam from a handful of dirt and his spouse from a rib; Talking snakes; trees that bear fruit, that imparts knowledge and eternal life; a global flood, that required a pair of each organism on earth, be stuffed onto a boat; people who lived hundreds of years; a man who was swallowed by a fish, only to be spit up 3 days later, unhurt; a tower god was afraid might reach heaven; a woman who is turned into a pillar of salt; talking donkeys; unicorns; satyrs; a leviathan god creates and then does battle with; a zombie messiah, who was actually god incarnate; zombie Saints who left their graves and wandered about the town; belief in a circular, flat earth.

Is it funnier than talking donkeys and snakes, a boat carrying all the animals of the Earth, a man surviving 3 days in the belly of a fish, burning bushes and manna machines?

Talking snakes, talking donkeys, a boat at sea for half a year with a couple million animals, a temple less than 5000sq feet taking 150,000 workers and 7 years to complete, and then sacrificing 14 animals a minute for 7 days straight, a virgin birth story (like there weren't already a few of them before), a zombie invasion that no third party seemed to witness, a dude living in the belly of a fish for a couple days, a guys last words (before become back as a zombie) being «My god, my god, why hast thou forsaken me.»

too intelligent for gods, for talking snakes, for winged men, talking donkeys, reanimated sorcerers, and whatever other silly little fairy tales you think are real but defy common sense.

Q. 4 It is only acceptable as an adult to believe childish Bronze Age mythology like talking snakes, the Red Sea splitting, water turning into wine by magic, mana falling from the sky, a man living in a whale's belly, a talking donkey, superhuman strength, a man rising from the dead and angels, ghosts, gods and demons in the field of:

Bible believers accept that God wrote on stone tablets with His finger, an Ark that was magically filled with animals, a sea that magically parted, a talking donkey, a woman turning into salt for looking at a city, a polygamous Abraham / David / Solomon, and some Jonah guy living in a whale.

I'll see your holy underwear and raise you a talking donkey and a plethora of Jewish zombies at the moment of Christ's death.

I was really having a problem with the talking donkey and the talking baby parts, but after reading your post...

chad said do NOT forget the talking donkey!

What is the only thing capable of making 40 % of the country fvcking stupid enough to think the entire Universe began less than 10,000 years ago with one man, one woman and a talking snake: (i) paleontology (ii) archeology (iii) biology; or (iv) religion It is only acceptable as an adult to believe Bronze Age mythology like talking snakes, the Red Sea splitting, mana falling from the sky, a man living in a whale's belly, a talking donkey, superhuman strength, a man rising from the dead and angels, ghosts, gods and demons in the field of:

maybe christians are losing power because people are realizing they follow a book that has unicorns, dragons, satyrs and c.ockatrice in it, also a talking snake and a talking donkey (like in shrek), a man spends 3 days in the belly of a whale (like pinnochio), men have wings on their back and fly..

Q. 4 It is only acceptable as an adult to believe Bronze Age mythology like talking snakes, the Red Sea splitting, mana falling from the sky, a man living in a whale's belly, a talking donkey, superhuman strength, a man rising from the dead and angels, ghosts, gods and demons in the field of:

God can use a talking donkey to get His message over He can even use people who bray like a donkey.

or because there is a talking snake and talking donkey (just like in Shrek!)

There are many times in my life that I wish God would use a talking donkey, or something just as obvious, to speak to me because I often need a sign or two before I recourse.

Science Works «Fred by chance did you learn that from what the talking donkey said or was it the talking snake?»

there's a talking donkey - like in Shrek!

Well, I personally don't see how we can make an intelligent decision on the gay marriage issue without consulting a book that contains a story of a talking donkey.

«a talking donkey»: can you show me where the bible says that the donkey was able to actually talk in the sense that other people had they been standing there would have heard it?

The man who put a black guy in the White House TWICE and who now strives to put a talking donkey on the throne of King's Landing.

The first two «Shrek» movies, in 2001 and 2004 (the latter of which now sits comfortably at # 3 on the all - time domestic box office list), had essentially the same plot: Ogre loves princess; love trouble ensues; talking donkey makes wisecracks; love conquers all.

Once upon a time, a diminutive tyrant named Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow) sent an Ogre (Mike Myers) and a talking donkey (Eddie Murphy, who played Mushu the dragon in Disney's Mulan) to rescue a beautiful princess (Cameron Diaz).

When Shrek, talking donkey in tow, turns up to take his swamp back, he gets stuck rescuing a princess bride for the pint - sized potentate.

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Tagging along is Donkey (Eddie Murphy, The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps, Life), a fast - talking donkey.

Welcome to the SwitchArcade Roundup for May 4th, where we're talking Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, and a bunch of sales!

After awhile the novelty of a talking donkey wears thin, unless the donkey can participate in reasoned and polite conversation.

Not exact matches

As for the talking tapeworm — how is it any less credible than talking snakes, donkeys or incendiary foliage?

No just kidding it comes from a belief in talking snakes and flying donkeys..

Don't forget talking snakes, Hebrew speaking donkey, men living in fish for three days, and my personal favorite... ZOMBIES.

God can talk through anyone or anything for that matter (remember the donkey who spoke in the OT and even Jesus said the rocks would cry out if the children didn't).

did you know the bible has talking snakes and donkeys (just like in Shrek)?

For Muslims, that talking point is code for whitewashing decades of atrocities committed against the people of Gaza: the kids killed on the Gaza Beach, the civilians bombed in the most densely populated cage in the world, and the attacking of civilians who resort to donkey carts for transportation.

funny you can mock «snakes and donkeys talking» while ignoring the serpent mind that you have given full attention and devotion to, that has beguiled you into believing that «God made & murdered mankind because He made them wrong».

Are there unicorns, dragons, 7 headed amphibious monsters, or talking snakes and donkeys?

Here's a list of things we should test... 1) Worldwide floods 2) Seas parting at the command of a person 3) talking snakes, donkeys, and bushes 4) People spontaneously turning into pillars of salt 5) a few loaves of bread and some wine feeding thousands 6) instantaneous healing of disease 7) worlds forming in 6 days 8) words forming on stone tablets without the assistance of a living creature 9) people walking on water 10) resurrection on command

Still, it seems like we don't presently see extravagant spectacles like seas splitting, the lame walking, donkeys talking and axe heads floating.